Joke (Warning, may not be funny
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A guy walks into a bar with a turtle under his arm, he sets the turtle down and orders a drink. Bartender hands the guy his drink takes one good look at the turtle and asks, "Dude! What's up with the turtle?" The guy replies, "Stop talking crap about my turtle! That's kinda rude!" Bartender decides to let it go.
Five minutes later the bartender just can't handle it anymore and asks again, "dude, what the frak is up with the turtle!?!" Guy replies, "I told you not to talk crap about my turtle!" Bartender says, "dude his shell's held together by duct tape, there's a cast on his leg, and it looks like he has a bloody nose, I gotta know what's up!" The guy looks at the bartender, and then across the bar and says "What's up with that dog?" Bartender replies "That's my bardog, every bar has a dog man!" Guy says, "Oh yeah? Well I bet $50 that my turtle can beat your dog to the end of the bar in a race." Bartender laughs, "Ok, yeah, I'll take that bet. Easy money!" and lays down a 50. Guy says "Ok, I'll give you an advantage, you tell the dog when to go, doesn't matter how you say it, or when, when you do, that's when my turtle will go." Bartender looks at the dog, smirks, and says "go." The guy then picks up the turtle slings it across the bar and says "Give me my $50"
