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Title: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
first post and here a line i just heard:

NELIX: "coffee, captain?"

JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"

those lines always crack me up   :funny
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Morgan on October 20, 2010, 12:03:12 PM
first post and here a line i just heard:

NELIX: "coffee, captain?"

JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"

those lines always crack me up   :funny
Eh.

I prefer:

Janeway: "Coffee, black."

Computer: "Make it yourself."
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 12:09:36 PM
lol true, true
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Joshmaul on October 20, 2010, 12:50:43 PM
There was a good one I heard a while back...technically not from a series, but close enough. It was from a blooper reel from DS9.

Sisko: "Bring them back, Q. NOW!"
Q: "Or what? You'll ravish me?"
Sisko (with "the look" on his face): "...I might."
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 01:14:14 PM
gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Joshmaul on October 20, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....

Several times, as I recall. :hithead:
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
Several times, as I recall. :hithead:
yeah, i can remember some of the facial expressions he pulled while failing to say it  :funny
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Lionus on October 20, 2010, 04:01:16 PM
Janeway: "There's coffee in that nebula!" As an coffee addict myself, I can understand her enthusiasm..
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: deadthunder2_0 on October 20, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
Data: OH S**T!
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Data: OH S**T!

now id say THAT, is the best one liner ive ever heard on trek!!!  :yay: :dance :funny :dance :yay:
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: deadthunder2_0 on October 20, 2010, 07:22:35 PM
"And you guys are voyagers? on some kind of Star Trek?
-Chrocrane

"NO BLOODY A, B, C, OR D"
-Scotty

"Data... Shutup"
-Picard

"Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"
- Riker

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device."
 - Data

"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"
"Not that we care about such things in this day and age."
"Uh-huh."
- Troi and Crusher

"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about..."
- Data
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 07:30:32 PM
 :funny :funny :funny OMG HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE XD
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: mckinneyc on October 21, 2010, 06:27:45 AM
For me it would be:

Turbolift - "level please?"

Scotty - "Transporter room"

Turbolift - "thankyou"

Scotty - "up your shaft"
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: baz1701 on October 21, 2010, 08:56:18 AM
Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.

My Fave was from ST5.

Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Joshmaul on October 21, 2010, 12:11:54 PM
I looked up Star Trek: Klingon on YouTube, and somebody had gone through the trouble of posting the entire thing, beginning to end, with all the mistakes, all of the options, and all the tidbits. Gowron had some particularly good lines. Here is the prologue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVo2kVVChU0) to start you off, just for giggles. The uploader set the annotations so that you could actually play through the game.
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Morgan on October 21, 2010, 12:13:57 PM
Q: "Q the miserable! Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people!?"

Worf: "Die."
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: majormagna on October 21, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
And of course, the obvious:

Worf: "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: eclipse74569 on October 21, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.

My Fave was from ST5.

Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"

Actually Baz the quote was "GOD I liked him better before he died" :P but it's close enough!

Riker:  "It's a good ship...The U.S.S. Lollipop!"

Data:  "Includeling the Kidlies" Geordi laughs...

Picard:  "Mister Worf, have you been in a fight?"  Worf:  No sir, it is a gorch!"  Picard:  "a gorch?"  Data in Picard's Ear:  "pimple sir"  Picard:  "well...uhm...it's hardly noticable."

Worf:  after hitting a Son'a transporter tagger "DEFINITELY experiencing aggressive tendencys sir!!!"
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Tuskin38 on October 23, 2010, 11:42:36 PM
Scotty: Can I get a towel?

From what I heard that line was an Ad-lib and Zach Quinto started laughing.
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: 1DeadlySAMURAI on November 04, 2010, 05:27:57 AM
"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)

(Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: bankruptstudios on November 04, 2010, 08:23:40 AM
Yoyager: Year of Hell

Krenim Captain to Janway: Leave this space now, or you'll be destroyed!!

Janway to Krenim: Oh, I'm sorry, but your gonna need a little more in your torpedo tub to make good on that...
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Joshmaul on November 04, 2010, 01:25:23 PM
Quark: "The Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex... and if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex either, which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising."

Ziyal: "It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs."

- DS9: "By Inferno's Light"
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Darkthunder on November 05, 2010, 12:38:32 AM
Quark: "The line, has to be drawn here. This far, and noooo further!!" - Obviously copied from Picards line in First Contact, but still funny :)

Damar: "Sir, the Federation fleet have broken through our lines."
Weyoun: *claps hands* "Time to start packing."
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Joshmaul on November 05, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
I'll just let this video speak for itself, as it can convey amusement better than the written word (the second scene in particular, heh):

Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: 086gf on November 05, 2010, 04:04:33 PM
Here are three from Take Me Out to the Holosuite





Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: eclipse74569 on November 19, 2010, 10:44:36 PM
B4:  Why does the tall man have a furry face???
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: Meteorafallen on December 02, 2010, 06:24:21 AM
Insurrection:

Troi: Yuck!

Riker: Yuck?

Troi: I've never kissed you with a beard before.

Riker: I Kiss you and you say "Yuck!" ?

ST VI:

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go to Hell".....If I were human.

ST V:

Kirk: All I ask is a tall ship, and star to steer her by.

McCoy: Melville

Spock: John Mesfeild

McCoy: Are you sure about that?

Spock: I am well versed in the classics doctor.

McCoy: Then how come you don't know "Row row row your boat" ?

ST IV:

Taxi Drier: Watch where you're going you dumba**!

Kirk: Well a Double- Dumba** on you !

ST III:

McCoy: Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf, with ears like that !?

Federation Security: Can I offer you a ride home Dr. McCoy?

McCoy: Where's the logic in offering me a ride home you idiot! If I wanted a ride home would I be trying to charter a spaceflight!?

McCoy: That green blooded son of a B**ch! It's his revenge, for all those arguments he lost.   

I think I'll stop there...for now XD
Title: Re: funny lines in star trek XD
Post by: ggsimmonds on March 27, 2011, 12:11:00 PM
Sisko, Odo, and O'Brien as Klingons

(Sisko backhands Worf across the face)
Sisko: "Are you questioning the validity of my plan?!"
Worf: "Very convincing, captain. But was it your intention to challenge me to a battle to the death?"
Sisko: (casually and gentlemanly) "No, not at all."
"Then next time, do not strike me with the back of your hand. Use your fist."

Worf :"I am not interested in excuses. Are you a Klingon warrior or an Alverian dung beetle?"
Odo: "I really don't see the point..."
Worf: "Do not look away from me! I called you a dung beetle."