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Recreational Forums => Trek Discussion => Films & Shows => Topic started by: flarespire on October 20, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
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first post and here a line i just heard:
NELIX: "coffee, captain?"
JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"
those lines always crack me up :funny
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first post and here a line i just heard:
NELIX: "coffee, captain?"
JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"
those lines always crack me up :funny
Eh.
I prefer:
Janeway: "Coffee, black."
Computer: "Make it yourself."
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lol true, true
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There was a good one I heard a while back...technically not from a series, but close enough. It was from a blooper reel from DS9.
Sisko: "Bring them back, Q. NOW!"
Q: "Or what? You'll ravish me?"
Sisko (with "the look" on his face): "...I might."
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gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....
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gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....
Several times, as I recall. :hithead:
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Several times, as I recall. :hithead:
yeah, i can remember some of the facial expressions he pulled while failing to say it :funny
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Janeway: "There's coffee in that nebula!" As an coffee addict myself, I can understand her enthusiasm..
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Data: OH S**T!
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Data: OH S**T!
now id say THAT, is the best one liner ive ever heard on trek!!! :yay: :dance :funny :dance :yay:
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"And you guys are voyagers? on some kind of Star Trek?
-Chrocrane
"NO BLOODY A, B, C, OR D"
-Scotty
"Data... Shutup"
-Picard
"Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"
- Riker
"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device."
- Data
"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"
"Not that we care about such things in this day and age."
"Uh-huh."
- Troi and Crusher
"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about..."
- Data
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:funny :funny :funny OMG HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE XD
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For me it would be:
Turbolift - "level please?"
Scotty - "Transporter room"
Turbolift - "thankyou"
Scotty - "up your shaft"
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Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.
My Fave was from ST5.
Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"
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I looked up Star Trek: Klingon on YouTube, and somebody had gone through the trouble of posting the entire thing, beginning to end, with all the mistakes, all of the options, and all the tidbits. Gowron had some particularly good lines. Here is the prologue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVo2kVVChU0) to start you off, just for giggles. The uploader set the annotations so that you could actually play through the game.
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Q: "Q the miserable! Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people!?"
Worf: "Die."
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And of course, the obvious:
Worf: "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"
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Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.
My Fave was from ST5.
Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"
Actually Baz the quote was "GOD I liked him better before he died" :P but it's close enough!
Riker: "It's a good ship...The U.S.S. Lollipop!"
Data: "Includeling the Kidlies" Geordi laughs...
Picard: "Mister Worf, have you been in a fight?" Worf: No sir, it is a gorch!" Picard: "a gorch?" Data in Picard's Ear: "pimple sir" Picard: "well...uhm...it's hardly noticable."
Worf: after hitting a Son'a transporter tagger "DEFINITELY experiencing aggressive tendencys sir!!!"
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Scotty: Can I get a towel?
From what I heard that line was an Ad-lib and Zach Quinto started laughing.
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"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)
(Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)
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Yoyager: Year of Hell
Krenim Captain to Janway: Leave this space now, or you'll be destroyed!!
Janway to Krenim: Oh, I'm sorry, but your gonna need a little more in your torpedo tub to make good on that...
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Quark: "The Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex... and if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex either, which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising."
Ziyal: "It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs."
- DS9: "By Inferno's Light"
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Quark: "The line, has to be drawn here. This far, and noooo further!!" - Obviously copied from Picards line in First Contact, but still funny :)
Damar: "Sir, the Federation fleet have broken through our lines."
Weyoun: *claps hands* "Time to start packing."
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I'll just let this video speak for itself, as it can convey amusement better than the written word (the second scene in particular, heh):
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Here are three from Take Me Out to the Holosuite
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B4: Why does the tall man have a furry face???
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Insurrection:
Troi: Yuck!
Riker: Yuck?
Troi: I've never kissed you with a beard before.
Riker: I Kiss you and you say "Yuck!" ?
ST VI:
Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go to Hell".....If I were human.
ST V:
Kirk: All I ask is a tall ship, and star to steer her by.
McCoy: Melville
Spock: John Mesfeild
McCoy: Are you sure about that?
Spock: I am well versed in the classics doctor.
McCoy: Then how come you don't know "Row row row your boat" ?
ST IV:
Taxi Drier: Watch where you're going you dumba**!
Kirk: Well a Double- Dumba** on you !
ST III:
McCoy: Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf, with ears like that !?
Federation Security: Can I offer you a ride home Dr. McCoy?
McCoy: Where's the logic in offering me a ride home you idiot! If I wanted a ride home would I be trying to charter a spaceflight!?
McCoy: That green blooded son of a B**ch! It's his revenge, for all those arguments he lost.
I think I'll stop there...for now XD
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Sisko, Odo, and O'Brien as Klingons
(Sisko backhands Worf across the face)
Sisko: "Are you questioning the validity of my plan?!"
Worf: "Very convincing, captain. But was it your intention to challenge me to a battle to the death?"
Sisko: (casually and gentlemanly) "No, not at all."
"Then next time, do not strike me with the back of your hand. Use your fist."
Worf :"I am not interested in excuses. Are you a Klingon warrior or an Alverian dung beetle?"
Odo: "I really don't see the point..."
Worf: "Do not look away from me! I called you a dung beetle."