funny lines in star trek XD

[bankruptstudios]

Yoyager: Year of Hell

Krenim Captain to Janway: Leave this space now, or you'll be destroyed!!

Janway to Krenim: Oh, I'm sorry, but your gonna need a little more in your torpedo tub to make good on that...

[Joshmaul]

Quark: "The Jem'Hadar don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex... and if that wasn't bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex either, which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising."

Ziyal: "It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs."

- DS9: "By Inferno's Light"

[Darkthunder]

Quark: "The line, has to be drawn here. This far, and noooo further!!" - Obviously copied from Picards line in First Contact, but still funny

Damar: "Sir, the Federation fleet have broken through our lines."
Weyoun: *claps hands* "Time to start packing."

[Joshmaul]

I'll just let this video speak for itself, as it can convey amusement better than the written word (the second scene in particular, heh):

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Here are three from Take Me Out to the Holosuite

[eclipse74569]

B4:  Why does the tall man have a furry face???

[Meteorafallen]

Insurrection:

Troi: Yuck!

Riker: Yuck?

Troi: I've never kissed you with a beard before.

Riker: I Kiss you and you say "Yuck!" ?

ST VI:

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go to Hell".....If I were human.

ST V:

Kirk: All I ask is a tall ship, and star to steer her by.

McCoy: Melville

Spock: John Mesfeild

McCoy: Are you sure about that?

Spock: I am well versed in the classics doctor.

McCoy: Then how come you don't know "Row row row your boat" ?

ST IV:

Taxi Drier: Watch where you're going you dumba**!

Kirk: Well a Double- Dumba** on you !

ST III:

McCoy: Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf, with ears like that !?

Federation Security: Can I offer you a ride home Dr. McCoy?

McCoy: Where's the logic in offering me a ride home you idiot! If I wanted a ride home would I be trying to charter a spaceflight!?

McCoy: That green blooded son of a B**ch! It's his revenge, for all those arguments he lost.   

I think I'll stop there...for now XD

[ggsimmonds]

Sisko, Odo, and O'Brien as Klingons

(Sisko backhands Worf across the face)
Sisko: "Are you questioning the validity of my plan?!"
Worf: "Very convincing, captain. But was it your intention to challenge me to a battle to the death?"
Sisko: (casually and gentlemanly) "No, not at all."
"Then next time, do not strike me with the back of your hand. Use your fist."

Worf :"I am not interested in excuses. Are you a Klingon warrior or an Alverian dung beetle?"
Odo: "I really don't see the point..."
Worf: "Do not look away from me! I called you a dung beetle."