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[JimmyB76]

However, I Have Watched With Growing Concern As Garfield Stockpiles Weapons Of Mass Lasagna

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving.  I rarely read stories, and get briefed by people who probably read the news themselves."

- Dubya, Washington, D.C., September 21, 2003

_{120 Days Left!}

[JimmyB76]

And An Eternally Strong Desire For More Proper Pronunciation

"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look just like a comma because there is - my point is, there's a strong will for democracy."

- Dubya, interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, September 24, 2006


_{118 Days Left!}

[ChronowerX_GT]

Another Mock The Week clip. This time he's skitting the north. I only think people from the UK would get this.

EDIT: some more mocking the Queen and the Royale Family

ANOTHER EDIT: Frankie Boyle at the Apollo. Very funny.

AND AGAIN ANOTHER EDIT: You've gotta watch this. Just wait for the joke about the brocolli. I almost fell off my chair.

[Senator]

Just a funny text:
http://www.thisisby.us/index.php/content/the_great_flamethrower_experiment

Edit: Yes I was looking for flamethrowers.

[Kirk]

There's a life lesson in there some where.

[JimmyB76]

By Coincidence, Almost All Our Exports Are Made Right Here In America

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."

- Dubya, Beaverton, Oregon, September 25, 2000


_{117 Days Left!}

[Senator]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/2983248/Italian-prostitutes-to-dress-as-nuns.html

[El]

By Coincidence, Almost All Our Exports Are Made Right Here In America

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."

- Dubya, Beaverton, Oregon, September 25, 2000


_{117 Days Left!}

Classic, that gets a cookie.

[Senator]

The all famous BSOD:

[Judge King]

The funniest alternate TNG opener ever.

[JimmyB76]

The all famous BSOD:

lol pwned

[Judge King]

Hahaha :lol:

[JimmyB76]

I Work Hard At Saying "Hard".  Incredibly Hard.

"In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough.  It's hard work.  It's incredibly hard."

- Dubya, repeating the phrases "hard work," "hard choices," " and other "hard"-based verbiage 22 times in his first debate with Sen. John Kerry, September 30, 2004


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[JimmyB76]

Except When Dick And Donald Start Playing With Those Terrorist Alert Colors

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America where it's nice and safe and secure."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., September 23, 2004


_{111 Days Left!}

[Kirk]

*Image by nataliedee.com

[JimmyB76]

Because, Frankly, CIA Psychics Aren't That Good

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be okay, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."

- Dubya, New York City, September 21, 2004


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[Villain]

Always got a giggle out of this one.

[086gf]

lol

[Kirk]

"Oh Pailin Palin"

[1DeadlySAMURAI]

Nawww!!!!!!!!!!