You're all wrong. Hammond would win. I will show you why. Ah, bless Hammond for he is power.
Here I outline some of the fundamental beliefs to those who follow the path of Hammond.
The Blessed Great One, Hammond eat tealc and kick him and smack and throw to floor, HE RIP TEALC TO PIECES AND SHRED IN GIANT BLENDER AND WE HAVE TEALCSHAKE. Bless Hammond, tealc is not happy because he has no right to be happy, he betrayed his family and his people.
tealc is shova and is food to great General Hammond who is of Might and Power!
Please you will read... from great Book of Hammond:
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And on this day The Great Hammond proclaimed that this, The Day Of Feast, will be celebrated every day wherever there are BBQ to be used. And Hammond brought out the shova, tealc, and said, "Look upon the shova, and be blessed, for he will become our food. The food of Hammond." And then he turned to tealc and said, "Jaffa cree, shova!" and struck tealc down with his Power and Might, to which tealc said, "I am blessed to be your food, Great Hammond."
And the people rejoiced and eagerly awaited the feast, for the knew it would be a great feast! And Hammond took the new tealc, for he had just grown a new tealc, and smacked him and placed him onto the Holy BBQ Of The Feast. And Hammond said, "Let the tealc be cooked into tealcburger!" and tealc screamed and Hammond cooked him alive, blessing him as food.
And then Hammond cut him into many burger, creating the tealcburgers for all who came to the feast. And The Hammond proclaimed, "Eat this all of you, and you shall be full!"
And Hammond ate and they all ate with him and his Power and Might.
Thus, every day will be celebrated as the Day of Feast.
-Book of Hammond: Lighting the BBQ Chapter 6 Verse 3-7.
Please you will all come to bbq this weekend IS GREAT FEAST HAMMOND WILL COOK TEALCBURGER AND BRATAKBURGER AND REPLIBURGER AND HE EAT AND WE EAT and all of this with great friends Baal and Daniel HE EAT THEY EAT WE EAT