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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2010, 05:27:19 AM »
"Damn! Those alien bastards, you're gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"

Ah It sure takes me back....

Let's hope Gearbox does as good as job on DNF as they did on Borderlands, all I can say Is It better have loot LOL

And did anyone notice that DNF Is also an acronym for "Did not finish"........... Irony lol
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2010, 08:37:48 AM »
Let's hope Gearbox does as good as job on DNF as they did on Borderlands, all I can say Is It better have loot LOL

Just stop talking, you'll embarass yourself.


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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2010, 08:55:21 AM »
Just stop talking, you'll embarass yourself.

only in your mind :roll
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2010, 08:59:32 AM »
Uh, in the end, that's all that really matters, so.. Yeah. :facepalm:


"The design is clearly ancient... Launched hundreds of thousands of years ago."

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2010, 10:11:11 AM »
 Duke Nukem! My first fps game at age 5. Yes, age 5. A little young to be playing that, but my parents were lenient in that area. Anyways, I still remember every level from Hollywood Holocaust to the Duke It Out in DC addon, and even the Atomic Duke addon. No memory is as good as the big boss on that football field with me pumping rockets into it's chest. The more memorable classic fps than Dooms 1 and II, Duke Nukem got me started with fps.

Now to put some quotes down here. And excuse the bad language for those youngans here, but as a long time Duke fan, I gotta  :funny

"Blow it out your ass!"
"Your an inspiration for birth control!"
"Die son of a bitch!"
"Hm! hm! hm!!... Wasted!"
"What are you some bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
"Cooool!"
"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"
"Groovy."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
"Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation."
"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"
"Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!"

Heres my favorite ^_^
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"

Did I go too far here? lol. But hey, they need to make a Duke Nukem movie. And if they do, I hope they don't church it up like they did the crappy Doom movie.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2010, 10:27:58 AM »
They would have to take a time machine back to the 80s to make a movie with the required cheesiness.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2010, 01:13:26 PM »
Sylvester Stallone would volunteer for the role..  :funny
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2010, 03:52:41 PM »
How about Dolph Lundgren ? he was awesome in The Expandebles (nice movie btw. )... he was funny and that voice :) he would make an awesome Duke ;)
but then... most of game based movies are crap ... just look at Max Payne, Turok, Silent Hill... not to mention Uwe Boll's Far Cry :facepalm:

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2010, 04:17:49 PM »
there's a turok-movie? :eek
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2010, 04:31:20 PM »
Max Payne wasn't bad. Then again I've never played that game.

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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2010, 05:04:33 PM »
Max Payne wasn't bad. Then again I've never played that game.
Well actually compared to the first and second game it was bad ;) you should play both, great story and awesome gameplay.

I thought there was Turok movie, right ? I even heard it really really bad :lostit: CORRECTION : just checked, there was Turok : Son of Stone in 2008 and it WAS baaad :P

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2010, 06:02:47 PM »
You know what.. I wish that there would be one more Dino Crisis. It was one of the better survival series that required slightly more intelligence than Resident Evils..
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2010, 02:35:32 AM »
Totally, because moving through a hallway and shooting a dinosaur is any different to moving through a hallway and shooting a zombie. :roll

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2010, 11:30:24 AM »
or mobsters (Max Payne :D ) ... it's been said movies based upon games are usually just a waste of time simply because characters are messed up as well as story differs to original... but we're drifting away from topic :) I just watched some gameplay but it was just a cam so no details, just some nice anims ( Duke falling each time he's hit reminds me of Brothers in Arms Hells Highway :P I'm looking forward to that writing on the walls feature, looked cool to me ;)

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2010, 11:55:04 AM »
Totally, because moving through a hallway and shooting a dinosaur is any different to moving through a hallway and shooting a zombie. :roll

you expect a pack of zombies. you don't expect a T-Rex smashing though the window to get you.  :P
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2010, 01:28:34 PM »
you know how long it took me to even find a COPY of Dino Crisis? and I can't play the dang thing 'cause I haven't got mem card space for it (i'm stuffed full of Gran Turismo 2)

btw...i CALLED this back a month ago
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hate to tell ya, villian, the nostalga cycle is getting close to those kinds of games PRETTY fast.  don't be surprised if nostalgia gaming finally kicks the current owners of ol vaporwear-breath duke nukem into finally getting the thing DONE
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2010, 02:14:00 PM »
while we're on The Duke, can anyone tell me what version "total meltdown" for PSX is?

Maul: it's been "vaporwear" for years.  the original company collapsed at some point.

it's a port of 3D for the psx. t'was the first game I ever bought with my own money!
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2010, 02:45:44 PM »
it's a port of 3D for the psx. t'was the first game I ever bought with my own money!

I meant which version of the Expansion pack.  there's a fourth set of scenes to play through that you have to find (i still have a gameshark, so i can survive the first couple FEET).  there's several versions of the "plutonium pack" that extended the original.  I'm trying to find out which one.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2010, 10:33:35 AM »
I meant which version of the Expansion pack.  there's a fourth set of scenes to play through that you have to find (i still have a gameshark, so i can survive the first couple FEET).  there's several versions of the "plutonium pack" that extended the original.  I'm trying to find out which one.

the 4th ep in that game was unique to the psx as far as I can remember.. Plug and pray it was called.
So am I the only person to have finished it without cheating?? Although the wipeout-esque track was a dammned nightmare at first!
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever. No, seriously.
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2010, 12:44:04 PM »
the racing track?  that was the easy one for me.  it's the hidden bits in the first piece of that sequence i have a time with.

note that, to me, some old ATARI games are nintendo hard (as I'm from the 1st gen era of gaming, where no thinking and a lot of button mashing are required).  besides, even with cheats, I haven't actually completed it.
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