As you can tell my rig was somehow hit with a trojan last night. It's a variant of the "police" Ukash ransomware scams.
The one I'm afflicted with is the "West Yorkshire police" variant but for some reason it (thankfully) hasn't encrypted any of my files like almost every other victim has. The bad news is none of the fixes on the net are working as none of the files or registry entries exist and none of the AV or other security software packages are picking it up.
Nonetheless as soon as I boot normally into windows the screen goes black and is replaced with a full-screen warning telling me to pay a ?100 "fine" to receive an unlock code. If I were to enter the wrong code 3 times my computer gets it. Task manager is disabled as is pretty much everything other than ctrl alt delete.
I can boot into safemode ok and I have identified the malware as being a fake "tracert.exe" in my appdata folder.
EDIT
No trojan is a match for me