funny lines in star trek XD

[flarespire]

first post and here a line i just heard:

NELIX: "coffee, captain?"

JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"

those lines always crack me up  

[Morgan]

first post and here a line i just heard:

NELIX: "coffee, captain?"

JANEWAY: "no thanks, one more cup and ill jump to warp"

those lines always crack me up   

Eh.

I prefer:

Janeway: "Coffee, black."

Computer: "Make it yourself."

[flarespire]

lol true, true

[Joshmaul]

There was a good one I heard a while back...technically not from a series, but close enough. It was from a blooper reel from DS9.

Sisko: "Bring them back, Q. NOW!"
Q: "Or what? You'll ravish me?"
Sisko (with "the look" on his face): "...I might."

[flarespire]

gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....

[Joshmaul]

gag reels count here XD the funnier the better, like the one where Q fails at saying omnipitent.....

Several times, as I recall.

[flarespire]

Several times, as I recall.

yeah, i can remember some of the facial expressions he pulled while failing to say it 

[Lionus]

Janeway: "There's coffee in that nebula!" As an coffee addict myself, I can understand her enthusiasm..

[deadthunder2_0]

Data: OH S**T!

[flarespire]

Data: OH S**T!

now id say THAT, is the best one liner ive ever heard on trek!!! 

[deadthunder2_0]

"And you guys are voyagers? on some kind of Star Trek?
-Chrocrane

"NO BLOODY A, B, C, OR D"
-Scotty

"Data... Shutup"
-Picard

"Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"
- Riker

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device."
 - Data

"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"
"Not that we care about such things in this day and age."
"Uh-huh."
- Troi and Crusher

"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about..."
- Data

[flarespire]

  OMG HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE XD

[mckinneyc]

For me it would be:

Turbolift - "level please?"

Scotty - "Transporter room"

Turbolift - "thankyou"

Scotty - "up your shaft"

[baz1701]

Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.

My Fave was from ST5.

Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"

[Joshmaul]

I looked up Star Trek: Klingon on YouTube, and somebody had gone through the trouble of posting the entire thing, beginning to end, with all the mistakes, all of the options, and all the tidbits. Gowron had some particularly good lines. Here is the prologue to start you off, just for giggles. The uploader set the annotations so that you could actually play through the game.

[Morgan]

Q: "Q the miserable! Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people!?"

Worf: "Die."

[majormagna]

And of course, the obvious:

Worf: "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"

[eclipse74569]

Turbolift played by an uncredited Leonard Nimoy.

My Fave was from ST5.

Dr McCoy " I prefered him before he died"

Actually Baz the quote was "GOD I liked him better before he died" but it's close enough!

Riker:  "It's a good ship...The U.S.S. Lollipop!"

Data:  "Includeling the Kidlies" Geordi laughs...

Picard:  "Mister Worf, have you been in a fight?"  Worf:  No sir, it is a gorch!"  Picard:  "a gorch?"  Data in Picard's Ear:  "pimple sir"  Picard:  "well...uhm...it's hardly noticable."

Worf:  after hitting a Son'a transporter tagger "DEFINITELY experiencing aggressive tendencys sir!!!"

[Tuskin38]

Scotty: Can I get a towel?

From what I heard that line was an Ad-lib and Zach Quinto started laughing.

[1DeadlySAMURAI]

"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)

(Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)