Author Topic: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread (Read 204614 times)

CyAn1d3 · « **Reply #2040 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:56:50 AM »

APPARENTLY... consuming mass quantities of alcohol at one time CAN cause any conjuncture of the following:
drowsiness
loss of balance
impaired judgement
random marriages
unexplained pregnancy
repetition
random hot women appearing where ugly ones once stood
low tire pressure
random mood swings
empty refrigerators
drained bank accounts
loss of pants
bloodshot eyes
poor circulation
random vomiting
repetition
acquisition of random strippers/prostitutes
3 am phone calls
adultery
repetition
fake accent generation
fender damage
insomnia
mud but
unexplained credit card bills
random acts of senseless violence
and nausea

and i think liver damage fits in there somewhere.

Interesting fact: this is the dumbest post ever

captain_obvious · « **Reply #2041 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:17:42 PM »

Dumb posts and messages also fits in there somewhere!

EDIT

Whatcha looking at me for?

CyAn1d3 · « **Reply #2042 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:34:47 PM »

Quote from: captain_obvious on May 22, 2011, 08:31:45 PM

I can still type, bit i can't stand.
Oui, I are drunked.

Quote from: captain_obvious on May 23, 2011, 03:08:04 PM

Like: being merrily drunk
No like: finding out what you've posted when drunk :/

Quote from: captain_obvious on May 31, 2011, 03:17:42 PM

Dumb posts and messages also fits in there somewhere!

Whatcha looking at me for?

oh nothing.... nothing at all :angel

captain_obvious · « **Reply #2043 on:** June 02, 2011, 03:00:28 PM »

Quote from: CyAn1d3 on May 31, 2011, 03:34:47 PM

oh nothing.... nothing at all :angel

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #2044 on:** June 17, 2011, 05:47:38 PM »

by 3000 B.C. there were at least six different types of beer in Egypt...
they knew how to rock the party even then - cheers to them!

Nebula · « **Reply #2045 on:** June 17, 2011, 06:58:07 PM »

I graduate this fall... oh how useful and pointless is that fact?

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #2046 on:** June 17, 2011, 07:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Nebula on June 17, 2011, 06:58:07 PM

oh how pointless is that fact?

much like your life and existence
haha - zing!
*ducks the revolver*

Nebula · « **Reply #2047 on:** June 17, 2011, 07:02:46 PM »

don't anger the spamula

The most dangerous animal in the world is the common housefly. Because of their habits of visiting animal waste, they transmit more diseases than any other animal.

Trim · « **Reply #2048 on:** June 17, 2011, 07:27:51 PM »

Quote from: JimmyB76 on June 17, 2011, 07:00:52 PM

much like your life and existence
haha - zing!
*ducks the revolver*

Yes Alex, I'll take JimmyB76 FTW please.

Anyway, In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker ?Gotham? to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning.

captain_obvious · « **Reply #2049 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Trim on June 17, 2011, 07:27:51 PM

Yes Alex, I'll take JimmyB76 FTW please.

Anyway, In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker ?Gotham? to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning.

sounds like it looks like vomit :/

Additionally, I made a bit of a boo boo today

Nebula · « **Reply #2050 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:24:20 PM »

Cartoon Network announced on Tuesday that its remake of the Thundercats animated series will premiere in the United States on July 29 at 8:00 p.m. The series will then run on Friday nights at its regular time of 8:30 p.m.

TheConstable6 · « **Reply #2051 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:41:19 PM »

Quote from: CyAn1d3 on May 31, 2011, 11:56:50 AM

APPARENTLY... consuming mass quantities of alcohol at one time CAN cause any conjuncture of the following:
drowsiness
loss of balance
impaired judgement
random marriages
unexplained pregnancy
repetition
random hot women appearing where ugly ones once stood
low tire pressure
random mood swings
empty refrigerators
drained bank accounts
loss of pants
bloodshot eyes
poor circulation
random vomiting
repetition
acquisition of random strippers/prostitutes
3 am phone calls
adultery
repetition
fake accent generation
fender damage
insomnia
mud but
unexplained credit card bills
random acts of senseless violence
and nausea

and i think liver damage fits in there somewhere.

Interesting fact: this is the dumbest post ever

Cookies for you.

Centurus · « **Reply #2052 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:37:20 AM »

Fact: Golf spelled backwards is flog.

Possible fact: When it comes to almost any sporting event, never bet on the white guy.

Fact: If you don't shower or bathe for at least a week, you will probably smell.

Centurus · « **Reply #2053 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:39:21 AM »

Fact: If you accidentally spell ABBA backwards, you would have still spelled it right.

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #2054 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:57:07 PM »

the average city dog lives three years longer than the average country dog...

FarShot · « **Reply #2055 on:** August 01, 2011, 01:23:31 AM »

Did You Know?

The Boeing 747 first flew before we landed a man on the moon (by several months.)

CyAn1d3 · « **Reply #2056 on:** August 02, 2011, 10:23:41 PM »

Fact: Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #2057 on:** August 02, 2011, 10:38:38 PM »

ok guys please try not to post spammy facts, please try and post actual genuine facts

in the average lifetime a person will breath in about 44 pounds of dust...

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #2058 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:44:41 PM »

in the state of Rhode Island, it is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley...
in the state of Washington, all lollipops are banned...
in the state of Indiana, baths are not to be taken between the months of October and March...
in San Fransisco, California, you cannot pick up and throw used confetti...
in North Carolina, the law forbids dogs and cats to fight...
in Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife once a month...
in Los Angeles, California, a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap so long as the strap is less than 2 inches wide...
or, if the woman gives her husband permission, he can use any size strap he wants...

1DeadlySAMURAI · « **Reply #2059 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:29:19 AM »

The warship Mars, sunk in 1564, has been found 10Nm outside the Swedish island ?land. It had 107 guns and a crew of 800(!). It was one of the largest warships in the 16th century.. As a comparison the well known Vasa had a 445 men crew and 64 guns. Mary Rose had a crew of 415..

So this is a really large ship that has been found, it would be really cool if it could be salvaged as Mary Rose and Vasa!

http://www.nordstjernan.com/news/sweden/3638/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_%28ship%29

News:

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