Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad
attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that
weren't curses were to say the least, rude.
Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things.
Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.
She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the
bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put
the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.
For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and
screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened
that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer
door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:
"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I
ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure
it will never happen again."
Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to
ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the
chicken did?"
