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« Reply #580 on: July 07, 2008, 08:51:31 AM »


This is a cow, which as you can see, can kick your ass.

Its a breed called "Belgian Blue" and carries a mutation that increases muscle mass. Muscle for your information is the parts you usually eat out of a cow, so in other words they are very good meat producers.

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« Reply #581 on: July 07, 2008, 09:01:49 AM »
AWESOME! Now they just have to modify it's circulatory system to produce and operate on BBQ sauce.... Looks SO tasty.

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« Reply #582 on: July 07, 2008, 09:05:06 AM »
AWESOME! Now they just have to modify it's circulatory system to produce and operate on BBQ sauce.... Looks SO tasty.

num. num. num.

Slightly sick, but very good point. If GM could get beef to come already marinaded in BBQ sauce and venison in red wine life would be good.
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« Reply #583 on: July 07, 2008, 09:21:51 AM »
during his six-year period of obligation, Bush was absent for months at a time, without leave or explanation...

That would have been when he was thrown out of that house for being drunk & disorderly.  :P
or maybe it was when he was shoveling cocaine up his nostril lol

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« Reply #584 on: July 07, 2008, 09:23:07 AM »
Now it only needs to be able to decide if it wants to be eaten or not. ;)
And be able to make that clear.
And while we're at it, suggest parts that are really good at the moment (of itself of course)?

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« Reply #585 on: July 07, 2008, 09:45:21 AM »
Neato fungii. Check it:


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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #586 on: July 07, 2008, 10:40:25 AM »
holy fuck dude....that really does remind me of a combine advisors brain sucking tube thing....that really does scare me....

one species of fungus specialized in each species???
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« Reply #587 on: July 07, 2008, 02:48:29 PM »
Some time ago, the US approved one of the worst anti-privacy legislations in existance, basically giving border guards the right to search, without warrant or evidence, Laptops and other storage devices.

This is might not sound important but it has implications that until now, those were legally concidered as an "extension of your memory".

Now, suppose someone has naked pictures of his girlfriend there okay? He doesn't feel like having every, goverment paid employee who got a uniform and sees hismelf as master of all he surveys, gawk. Still, he can always delete the pictures and store them "in his memory".

But this questions, if our "external memory" is not respected, then what would happen if hypothetical someone created a device with the ability to read neurons?

Essentially then, what these guys say, is that They want some piece of Your Life, and if you don't give it they will take some other piece (eg in terms of time, restriction of movement etc, whatever happens if you do the sin of REFUSING) and your only choise is between destroying your memories, aka this part of your life, or sharing it with them.

Now, neural scanners don't exist, so let's see what someone can do for his good old exocortex magnetic memory. :twisted:

Encryption.

Encryption is usually based on the principle that some things are easy to do one way (eg, multiplying two numbers together) but difficult the other way (dividing and getting the original numbers, if you don't know with what to divide), and there are encryption techniques out there, that not even governments with all their supercomputers and all their taxes and fanfares can break.

However, if someone did that, I'd advice to actually take the concept a little bit further. You see, one problem with encryption, is that someone can simply start breaking your kneecaps until you tell him the password. In fact, liberty lover as I might be, I think that realistically most people would break at just being talked at with a strong voice, being delayed for a whole day and not given food. And they know it.

So instead, someone can do what it is called, deniable encryption.

That's when you, say, encrypt your personal data in a way that looks no different than other random noise and can be proven as encrypted (plausible deniability), as opposed to something that asks you for a password as you open it, augmented by a "fake" encrypted sector/partition/disk/OS full of fake personal files, the password to which you will be annoyed to give out.

Another government measure useless.

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« Reply #588 on: July 07, 2008, 02:52:52 PM »
Now speaking of encryption, here is a very cool story:

"Shortly after its release, PGP encryption found its way outside the United States, and in February 1993 Zimmermann became the formal target of a criminal investigation by the US Government for "munitions export without a license". Cryptosystems using keys larger than 40 bits were then considered munitions within the definition of the US export regulations; PGP has never used keys smaller than 128 bits so it qualified at that time. Penalties for violation, if found guilty, were substantial. After several years, the investigation of Zimmermann was closed without filing criminal charges against him or anyone else.

Zimmermann challenged these regulations in a curious way. He published the entire source code of PGP in a hardback book, via MIT Press, which was distributed and sold widely. Anybody wishing to build their own copy of PGP could buy the $60 book, cut off the covers, separate the pages, and scan them using an OCR program, creating a set of source code text files. One could then build the application using the freely available GNU C Compiler. PGP would thus be available anywhere in the world. The claimed principle was simple: export of munitions?guns, bombs, planes, and software?was (and remains) restricted; but the export of books is protected by the First Amendment. The question was never tested in court in respect to PGP, but had been established by the Supreme Court in the Bernstein case.

US export regulations regarding cryptography remain in force, but were liberalized substantially throughout the late 1990s. Since 2000, compliance with the regulations is also much easier. PGP encryption no longer meets the definition of a non-exportable weapon, and can be exported internationally except to 7 specific countries and a named list of groups and individuals."

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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #589 on: July 07, 2008, 03:08:01 PM »
Reminds me of the program called "TrueCrypt", where you can define virtual volumes (call them partitions, but actually a file on a physical partition) where you define 2 passwords, one password that will access your files, and a password where you can keep other documents that will cover for your real files when asked to give the password (you will give out the second of course). This will give you plausible deniability.
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« Reply #591 on: July 09, 2008, 06:19:21 AM »
jet engines?,
that couldn't possibly work?..

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« Reply #592 on: July 09, 2008, 06:28:58 AM »
Sure, why not?

It works on cars, and those lawn mowers where you can sit on.
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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #593 on: July 09, 2008, 06:31:25 AM »
But they are kinda different to a train on tracks!
i would hate to see a derailment, But thats a pretty old pic, so my best guess is that it didn't work out.  :lol:

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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #594 on: July 10, 2008, 06:50:01 AM »
Automation FTW!


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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #595 on: July 10, 2008, 12:51:24 PM »
The scorpion CVR(T) which was retired from british army service some 15 years ago was armed with a 76mm gun. 
The scimitar CVR(T) which is a very similar vehicle that uses the same body and only differs in the turret and it's armament... A 30mm cannon... (although now they've been "upgraded" from an off the shelf big arse jaguar petrol engine capable of driving it to more than 80mph on road to a diesel engine that struggles to push the vehicle to 45mph..)

Oh the mysteries of british army equipment procurement...
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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #596 on: July 11, 2008, 01:14:39 PM »


Its a floating pool.

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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #597 on: July 11, 2008, 01:28:32 PM »
That is the epitome of pointless.

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RE: Somewhat Useful Facts Thread
« Reply #598 on: July 11, 2008, 05:48:02 PM »
It has lights, meaning it's tethered to something. ;)
Or it has it's own generator, and if it has that, then it mostlikely has propulsion.
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« Reply #599 on: July 11, 2008, 08:33:34 PM »