Well firstly I'm the chief lover of cake. I mean someone has been trying to force a M?me of "the cake is a lie" but once you get to know the insides of a cookery book then really its all a question of finding the time to learn to read the cookery jargon.
Secondly, I'm the Chief Medical Buggery officer. This was decided by postal ballot mainly, as Dr Steele forfeited the role back in the summer of 1999 in order to fulfil the roll as "Doctor of Chemistries" at the University of Huddersfield.
E) I'm the appointed officer here to his majesty "High Chief of Thiefland" Frankie Boyle. I ensure that his thieving bastard magpies are well fed and his stash is properly maintained.
Five to the power of earsly I'm under the command of 2nd Lt. Wilson of the 22nd spacebourne troupe. We do British things like, 'Eat Bangers and Mash' and 'drink cups of tea'. You know, British things.
Because we're British??
Additionally I like to make long and non linear lists that can be placed into an array then shat out at an alarming rate. The only downside to this is that my lists are so hueg leik xboxen, that they require 64-Bit addressing, which means that 32-Bit people will need to install a patch to their brains in order to see and address them correctly.
k-24xb-523p) I like Chicken. Most people describe it as a very bland meat, but this is cured with many seasonings or light sauces that you can apply to the meat during cooking in order to give it a fuller flavour.
Chicken is a blank slate, really. It has no real flavour of its own but will enhance the flavour of other things whilst adding what little oomph it has to make it quite nice.
47-alpha-tango) Pasta is great if you're a veggie or otherwise meat intolerant (you tit) as so much can be done with it! a light cheese sauce, perhaps a salad dressing if you're feeling peckish? Pasta is the west's rice.
Actually barley is the West's rice. get some barley and cook it as rice, not as structurally strong, but nice all the same.
oh-shit-bees) I have Supra Ventricular Tachycardia. This is an issue which causes my heart to "idle" at a rate of 190 - 210. However I had an operation to try to correct it but failed, but they got the rate to 300! I mean seriously I became SPARTA!!!!!!!! for a short time in my life. Have you? Has anyone? Well yes the Spartans, but its the Spartans?? and ME!
whut) Somebody fetch a bedpan????
Too late?
