A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get some popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and asks his mother "Mommy, what's that?"
To which his mother replies. "That's an elephant."
The boy says "I know that. I mean that."
And the mother says "That's his trunk."
And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that."
The mother looks again to where he is pointing and says "That's its tail."
But the boy is not happy with that answer either. He points again and says "No Mommy, that."
The mother looks again and understands. "Oh that, that's nothing."
A few moments pass and the father returns with the popcorn and the mother runs off to the restroom. The little boy points and asks his father "Daddy, what's that?"
To which his father replies. "That's an elephant."
The boy says "I know that. I mean that."
And his father says "That's his trunk."
And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that."
The father says "That's its tail."
The boy points one last time and says "No Daddy, that."
His father looks to his son and says "That's it's penis."
To which the boy says "Mommy says it's nothing."
The father leans back in his seat and sighs a bit and says, "I've spoiled that woman."
