Don't shoot me for this, it's political lol
Jimmy would love it though!
Bush, Obama, McCain and Hillary Clinton are on a plane and the engines fail. The captain gets on the loudspeaker and says "Attention, there are 4 parachutes and I have to have one of them" grabs one and jumps off the plane. Hillary looks at everyone and says "I'm a lady, I should have one" grabs another and jumps off the plane. Obama puts on a backpack, and bush grabs it saying "I'm the greatest president ever!" and jumps off the plane. McCain looks at Obama and says "Since you're the president, I will make the sacrifice" Obama looks at McCain and says "We're fine, Bush took my backpack!"