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[JimmyB76]

Just Don't Expect Him To Stop And Ask For Directions

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., July 25, 2003


_{179 Days Left!}

[Senator]

[blaXXer]

I'd prefer a threeway with Kate Beckinsale and Hayden Panettierre, tbh

[Weasel]

Sounds good to me!

[blaXXer]

werd. :arms:

[ChronowerX_GT]

[JimmyB76]

Have I Said I'm Looking Forward To The Pig?

At a joint conference with the German Chancellor Angela Merkel in July 2006, Dubya couldn't stop talking about his assignment at a German state dinner - carving a pig:

Dubya: "I'm looking forward to the feast you're going to have; I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig ... I guess that's about all - we discussed a lot of things, in other words.  And thank you for having me.  I'm looking forward to that pig tonight."

Question: "Apart from the pig, Mr. President, what sort of insights have you been able to gain as regards East Germany?"

Dubya: "I haven't seen the pig yet."

Question: "Does it concern you that the Beirut airport has been bombed...?"

Dubya: "I thought you were going to ask me about the pig."

Bush solemnly told Merkel that in Texas there is no higher honor than an invatation to a barbeque.


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[laguardia528]

further proof of derangement in society:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/pooh_snuggles.shtml

[JimmyB76]

Why Is This Man Talking??


"And the other lesson is that there are people who can't stand what America stands for, and desire to conflict great harm on the American people."

- Dubya, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, July 28, 2003


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[Senator]

A 1987 3d rendering, of the 6 platonic solids. :mrgreen:



(long running 3d graphics in-joke)

[Kirk]

kirk, doesn't get it

[blaXXer]

A 1987 3d rendering, of the 6 platonic solids. :mrgreen:



(long running 3d graphics in-joke)

okay, I see what you did there ;)

[JimmyB76]

Then He Smashed A Beer Can Against His Forehead and Dropped Trou

At the July 2006 G8 economic summit Dubya tried to loosen things up fratboy-style by laying a little back massage on a very uncomfortable looking German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  The moment was captured by photos and on video.

He also expressed his surprise that Russia and China were "big countries," called the rest of the world leaders "windbags," and insulted Tony Blair's sweater.


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[Kirk]

Simon's cat
I think Jimmy and anyone who has (or in my case, had) cat's will appreciate these.

[laguardia528]

proof that stuffed animals are evil.

[El]

proof that stuffed animals are evil.

You get a cookie for that.

[captain_obvious]

Simon's cat
I think Jimmy and anyone who has (or in my case, had) cat's will appreciate these.

cookied for truth! in all 3!!
At least his cat doesn't jump off the top of a wardrobe to land on his guts every morning at 5am

[Kirk]

I would actually like that kind of alarm clock.

[JimmyB76]

yay double post

No More Dirty Martinis For You, Condoleezza

Her White House nickname may be "warrior princess," but Condoleezza Rice may secretly have designs on being the Queen.
Speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief Philip Taubman, Rice, who has never been married, referred to Dubya as "my husb..." before she corrected herself and said, "President Bush."

[Judge King]