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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #440 on: August 21, 2008, 06:45:53 PM »
Morale question

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one-way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water forming devastating waves. You are a news photographer and
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And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and
white?

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #441 on: August 21, 2008, 06:48:22 PM »
colour film.  You can always edit it into b&w.
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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #442 on: August 22, 2008, 07:25:06 AM »
It's Guesswork Because There's No Way To Ask 'Em After The Show's Over

"I would guess, I would surmise that some of the more spectacular bombings are done by al Qaeda suiciders."

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #443 on: August 22, 2008, 09:42:51 PM »
the grammar police have struck again
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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #444 on: August 22, 2008, 09:53:18 PM »
Must have been someone from BCF. xD

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #445 on: August 23, 2008, 04:03:41 PM »
'It is completely gross' is also bad English, lol.

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #446 on: August 23, 2008, 04:17:08 PM »
"Rather distasteful" is far superior in my opinion

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #447 on: August 23, 2008, 09:46:32 PM »
More awesome Data.


And a freaking hilarious Trek-game commercial.

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #448 on: August 26, 2008, 07:44:07 AM »
"During an interview with 60 Minutes on Sunday, President Bush defended the invasion of Iraq, saying, 'We liberated that country from a tyrant.  I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude.'  Said the Iraqi people, 'We've been meaning to send a card, but our Hallmark store keeps blowing up.'"

- Amy Poehler, January 20, 2007


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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #449 on: August 26, 2008, 08:08:48 AM »
And one for Jimmy:



And one more... before my allergies kick in. xD *has a really bad cold as it is*


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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #450 on: August 26, 2008, 02:11:25 PM »
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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #451 on: August 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM »
Lol, I've seen that before. I don't think us white folk can dance.

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #452 on: August 26, 2008, 02:17:23 PM »
One day Jean Chr?tien was out on a tour trying to drum up support for C.R.A.P. being driven around by his own personal driver. All of a sudden the driver has to swerve to miss a large pothole in road and as a result accidently hits and kills a pig that happens to be on the side of the road.

Chr?tien is in a real hurry to get to a C.R.A.P rally and tells the driver to come back later in the day to make amends for the loss of the pig.

Later that day, after visiting the former owner of the pig, the driver reappears at the C.R.A.P. rally with his clothes all rumpled and messed up holding a bottle of champaigne in one hand and a Cuban cigar in the other.

Jean questions the driver, who replied that the pig belonged to a farm couple. When he broke the news to them, the couple's gorgeous 19-year-old daughter made mad, passionate love to him, the farmer's wife gave him the bottle of champaigne, and the farmer gave him the Cuban cigar.

"Well what was it you told them?" asked Stockwell.

"All I said was," the driver replied, "I'm Jean Chr?tien's driver and I killed the pig!"

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #453 on: August 27, 2008, 07:46:34 AM »
Even Sadder Than My Sadness At Not Being Mentally Qualified For The Position

"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track.  It's sad that I can't run longer.  It's one of the saddest thing about the presidency."

- Dubya, interview with Runner's World, August 2002

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #454 on: August 27, 2008, 09:36:11 PM »





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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #455 on: August 28, 2008, 02:37:37 PM »
That's From The Book Of Revelation, Yes?


"And I suspect what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered.  houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses."

- Dubya, talking to reporters along the hurricane-ravaged Gulf Coast, Gulfport, Mississippi, August 28, 2006


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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #457 on: August 29, 2008, 07:30:25 AM »
To Spout Or Not To Spout, That Is The Question

"I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus.  I also read three Shakespears.  I've got a eck-a-lect-tic reading list."

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #458 on: August 29, 2008, 11:57:59 AM »
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #459 on: August 29, 2008, 02:14:03 PM »