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« Reply #460 on: August 30, 2008, 10:17:26 AM »



Proof that the bunker did have a secret exit.

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« Reply #461 on: August 30, 2008, 10:21:23 AM »
I think he might look a tad older now, perhaps.

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« Reply #462 on: August 30, 2008, 10:06:34 PM »

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« Reply #463 on: September 02, 2008, 10:11:01 AM »
Although, God Knows, It's Devastating Enough Up Here In Air Force One

"It's totally wiped out.  It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground."

- Dubya, turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, August 31, 2005

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #465 on: September 02, 2008, 08:40:58 PM »
All that video proves is that America is faaaaaar to obsessed with guns!

Oh, and that an 11 year old girl has the capacity to learn. Whoopdy fucking do!
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« Reply #466 on: September 02, 2008, 10:17:24 PM »
FBI looking for an assassin.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. ... Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn.

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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« Reply #467 on: September 04, 2008, 07:56:19 AM »
And Enjoying Much More Convenient Fishing From The Rocking Chair

"We've got a lot of rebuilding to do.  First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation.  And then we're going to help these communities rebuild.  The good news is, and it's hard for some to see it now, that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before.  Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house, he's lost his entire house, there's going to be a fantastic house.  And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch."

- Dubya, touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Alabama, September 2, 2005

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« Reply #468 on: September 04, 2008, 02:28:09 PM »
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #469 on: September 05, 2008, 08:05:42 AM »
Can I please, please, please use that as my sig?
You can use it as your sig.
actually, please dont lol
might be too large in size anyway...



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« Reply #470 on: September 05, 2008, 08:15:15 AM »
Aw, I just lost The Game.


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« Reply #471 on: September 06, 2008, 09:29:40 AM »


Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #472 on: September 06, 2008, 09:56:33 AM »
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« Reply #473 on: September 06, 2008, 10:28:56 AM »
Judge King: lol

good enuff for a cookie. :P

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« Reply #474 on: September 06, 2008, 01:57:59 PM »
All hail the messiah!

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« Reply #475 on: September 06, 2008, 02:12:54 PM »
@JK: Freaky with the look alikes, are those screen caps from BSG?


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« Reply #476 on: September 06, 2008, 05:16:46 PM »
That would be a yes.
All hail the messiah!

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« Reply #478 on: September 06, 2008, 07:52:44 PM »
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« Reply #479 on: September 07, 2008, 03:26:42 AM »
I KNEW there were Cylons among us...

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