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[limey BSc.]

Best Man ever
i wonder if she still talks to him?

Maybe now they'll learn not to put a pool behind the "alter"!

[JimmyB76]

And Also Life Of Me Living In The, You Know, Fetid Cellar Of My Own Verbiage

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important.  It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeon of the Internet."

- Dubya, Arlington Heights, Illinois, OCtober 24, 2000


_{88 Days Left!}

[Senator]

Apparently that was a football commercial:

[JimmyB76]

Like Mick Jagger Says, You Can't Always Get What You Want

"You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President.  No Presidetn wants to be a war President, but I am one."

- Dubya, Des Moines, Iowa October 26, 2006


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[Aeries]

There was a fist-sized glob of sticky tac pasted onto the computer monitor when i arrived to class today. It had eaten a student's pen. Aeries is now the proud owner of a giant glob of sticky tac, and a shiny new pen. :3

[Captain_April]

so I walk into geometry class, and the kid in front of me makes a triangle with his hands, like this:
      |
     /|
    / |
   /..|

and sticks his tongue through the top part.

I say "what are you doing"
he says "I'm Wednsdaying you"
then the kid infront of him says "no, you're Thursdaying"

who assigns days of the week as names for stupid actions?

people who are just showing how  much they want the first Tuesday in November (US Election Day) to come so as to say bye to dubya.  thats who.  not anyone who has ADD or anything, just someone who wants to get rid of dubya.

[1DeadlySAMURAI]

proof

[Aeries]

What the hell is a little Oberth Class doing at the battle of Sector 001? I thought this was funny... and also hilarious how it wasn't obliterated immediately while the [as I just realized, there were a plethora of these...] Steamrunner, Akira, and Norway class ships were whiped clean out of the way like me walking through the hallway when the kids' toys are in my way [me = borg cube. kids' toys = federation fleet...]

yeah, Idk... just doesn't make any sense to me. They're typically unarmed, aren't they?

[USS Frontier]

What the hell is a little Oberth Class doing at the battle of Sector 001? I thought this was funny... and also hilarious how it wasn't obliterated immediately while the [as I just realized, there were a plethora of these...] Steamrunner, Akira, and Norway class ships were whiped clean out of the way like me walking through the hallway when the kids' toys are in my way [me = borg cube. kids' toys = federation fleet...]

yeah, Idk... just doesn't make any sense to me. They're typically unarmed, aren't they?

Don't ask about that lol
It even had a Millenium Falcon from Star Wars  :shock: :lol:

[JimmyB76]

I've Got A Hundred Dollars Says You Can't Tell Me What I Just Said

"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more - when there's more than talk, there's just actual - a paradigm shift."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., July 1, 2003

[JimmyB76]

I Learned This Lesson In The Texas Air National Guard

"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done."

- Dubya, Greeley, Colorado, November 4, 2006


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[Senator]

Sometimes I almost think that you don't like Bush Jimmy. :mrgreen:

Bush economy: Starts with recession. Ends with recession.

[Kirk]

No doubt.

[JimmyB76]

And Shame On You For Voting On Me, You Fools

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you.  Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

- Dubya, Nashville, Tennessee, September 17, 2002


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[Captain_April]

As Q would say...
"Oh, Dubya, you're a veritable Fountain of good ideas..."

[ChronowerX_GT]

Bush the idiot announces that Nelson Mandella's dead. What is he chatting on about?

[Captain_April]

who cares? come January (14?) next year, we all get Barack the Blackman in place of Dubya the Dummy, or maybe McCain the Caucasian...anyway, I don't mean to offend anyone by that, either candidate, however deplorable they are, is a better choice than Dubya.

PS I may be black...I'm white from my father's side and the Spanish part of my mom's Puerto Rican heritage, does anyone know if Spain imported any slaves to Puerto Rico?  I don't think so, it isn't a large island, mostly coffee would have been grown there, and I think that the Spanish would have used Indian labor if any for that, rather than pay for...well, water under the bridge now, I better just shut up before I hurt myself.  ya know what? I don't care whether or not I'm black, because today I feel Klingon.  they're the only modern species to have any honor.


PPS we should just all be Klingons.  they have no race issue.  no more political correctness, just honor.  that's good stuff.  honor.  or death.  that's the sort of stakes our politicians need, or we make them into steaks.  vote for honor this tuesday, all you Americans.  vote Chang.  or maybe Mogh.  but remember: a vote for Klingons is a vote for honor is a vote for dying with it and knowing that your children will have it and their children will have it and all the Klingons after us will have it and so on and so forth...

wow, that was random.  now I know how it feels to do a political promotional ad.

[Nebula]

heh heh hehe you want Klingons?

[086gf]

Oh, thats funny!

EDIT: For those of you who Have EAW/FOC.

http://www.corruptioniscontrol.com/corruptor?urlToCorrupt=www.cnn.com

[JimmyB76]

Though Laura Assures Me That Size Isn't Everything

"Wow!  Brazil is big!"

- Dubya, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, November 6, 2005


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