Author Topic: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread (Read 456781 times)

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #620 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:48:11 AM »

I Love The Smell Of Mendacity In The Morning

"I like guys who got five deferments and (have) never been there and send people to war, and then don't like to hear suggestions about what needs to be done."

- Senator Jack Murtha (D-PA), a wounded and thrice-decorated Vietnam marine, referring to Vice President Cheney's comment, in response to Murtha's 2005 call to bring the troops home from Iraq, that "The president and I cannot prevent certain politicians from losing their memory, or their backbone - but we're not going to sit by and let them rewrite history."

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Villain · « **Reply #621 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:02:11 AM »

I hate animu, but taking the piss is always awesome.

086gf · « **Reply #622 on:** November 19, 2008, 01:06:44 PM »

um...what? lol

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #623 on:** November 20, 2008, 08:54:19 AM »

To Those Who Would Come To Our Shores And Set Trade Policy, I Say, You Can Run, But You Can't Hide

"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us."

- Dubya, speaking to business leaders at APEC Summit, Santiago, Chile, November 20, 2004

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Kirk · « **Reply #624 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:43:16 PM »

MST3K

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #625 on:** November 21, 2008, 07:53:05 AM »

aaaaah MST3K is a classic! i have always loved that show since it first aired way back when lol

Also, We Don't Believe In All That Seventy-Two Virgins Crap. Right?

"See, we love - we love freedom. That's What they didn't understand. They hate thing; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love."

- Dubya, pointing out the differences between the U.S. and the terrorists, Oklahoma City, August 29, 2002

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Senator · « **Reply #626 on:** November 21, 2008, 11:32:52 AM »

At least, the true reason CERN is "broken down" is revealed:

This is funnier, considering its a followup from: ( http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/09/terrible-news-gordon-freeman-spotted-near-large-hadron-collider/ )
To whom, some guys send a crowbar to: ( http://blog.reddit.com/2008/09/crowbar-headcrab-and-half-life-strategy.html )

Judge King · « **Reply #627 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:48:15 AM »

I raise you all: Sarah Palin pardoning a turkey.

Kirk · « **Reply #628 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:25:02 AM »

Homestar Runner

Villain · « **Reply #629 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:26:07 AM »

"It'll happen to the -other- guy!"

Kirk · « **Reply #630 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:31:15 AM »

Educate the masses!

Villain · « **Reply #631 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:40:16 AM »

Man, I need to stay away from this thread or I'll fill it with MST3k..

Kirk · « **Reply #632 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:43:26 AM »

We fill everywhere up with MST3K. Our avatars! Look at them! Convert or remain unconverted!

Villain · « **Reply #633 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:49:21 AM »

I'll stop now, I promise. At least with this thread..

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #634 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:22:21 AM »

Would Someone Please Cover My Mouth With Duct Tape?

"All up and down the different aspects of our society, we had meaningful discussions. Not only in the Cabinet Room, but prior to this and after this day, our secretaries, respective secretaries, will continue to interact to create the conditions necessary for prosperity to reign."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., May 19, 2003

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Kirk · « **Reply #635 on:** November 26, 2008, 12:15:03 AM »

Rifftrax: Star Trek - Generations

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #636 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:31:08 PM »

"The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for seven minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby."

- Bill Maher, August 2004

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limey BSc. · « **Reply #637 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:02:14 AM »

I pity the fool who doesn't tip!

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #638 on:** November 30, 2008, 09:55:59 AM »

And Their Food Are Delicious

"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good."

- Dubya, on U.S.-South Korean relations, Washington D.C., November 8, 2005

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Senator · « **Reply #639 on:** November 30, 2008, 10:31:33 AM »

Quote

And Their Food Are Delicious

Speaking of Korean Food...

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sannakji )

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