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[Senator]

[Villain]

Didn't God create man?  :?

[JimmyB76]

Our Friends Are The Ones Shooting This Way

"I think we are welcomed.  But it was not a peaceful welcome."

- Dubya, defending Vice President Dick's prewar assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, December 12, 2005


_{39 Days Left!}

[Senator]

Didn't God create man?  :?

So He says.

But you know what "they" say eh?

"Pics or it didn't happen"

[Villain]

So from that you gathered, "Stuff it, Jesus did it"? ...Okay then.

[Senator]

Wait, are we being serious here?

Ok. Is that a polytheistic or monotheistic religion? I always wondered.

If you go by the "three aspects, one substance" trinitarian sizzle then the fact is that Jesus IS God. Its the same thing no?
Or is Jesus considered a distinct and separate official demi-god now?

[Villain]

What was the topic again?

[Aeries]

Pork. The other white meat.

[JimmyB76]

You've Got To Commensurate With The Man

"See, without the tax relief package, there wouldn't have been the commiserate - not 'commiserate' - the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., December 15, 2003


_{36 Days Left!}

[Captain_April]

Wait, are we being serious here?

Ok. Is that a polytheistic or monotheistic religion? I always wondered.

to be serious, Its monotheistic.  the trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are all part of one entity called God,  sorta like your brain, heart, and lungs all being part of one entity called Senator.

now, onto the really important non-religious important stuff:
in about 29 days and 14 hours from now, Dubya will be GONE!!!  we can all dance gaily at noon on the US East coast as Obama is sworn in.  even if you supported McCain, as I did, you gotta agree that anyone is better than Dubya. 
Except for commedic value, of course.

And, it goes without saying that Bush knows all the above very well.  he talks to families who die.

[JimmyB76]

can you guys please save the religious discussions for another thread?

thx

in about 29 days and 14 hours from now, Dubya will be GONE!!!

36 days...

[laguardia528]

And, it goes without saying that Bush knows all the above very well.  he talks to families who die.

yeah, its going to be tough to have a good laugh about obama, the media won't let it happen they love him too much 

Funny Concept: A Fastfood joint that has a dvd-rental option in the bathroom that is filled with ball pits. We americans would never have to leave.....

[Aeries]

And, it goes without saying that Bush knows all the above very well.  he talks to families who die.

yeah, its going to be tough to have a good laugh about obama, the media won't let it happen they love him too much 

Yet I'm already seeing magazines and articles in the grocery store bashing his marriage? Thats sure a funny concept of love.

[Kirk]

LMAO
Natalie Portman + SNL = COMEDY

[CJLarkin]

Now we're jus chillin', diggin' frakkin ditches.

[JimmyB76]

"President Bush flew over Iraq in Air Force One, saw the devastation and said, 'Don't worry about this, we'll get whoever did this."

- Craig Kilborn, June 2003


_{34 Days Left!}

[Captain_April]

in about 29 days and 14 hours from now, Dubya will be GONE!!!

36 days...

ah yes.  I was travelling through time next , and returned a week early.  I'll be leaving again in 4 days.

[Kirk]

[Nebula]

funny how most of those actually fit.

[limey BSc.]

It would have been better had the letters stayed the same for this and the actual periodic table