What's funny is that I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell. I don't fit the description for either part.
lol, the only part of it that I'm not right for is my physique. I'm a wee bit on the soft side, but that's fixable (I've actually started hitting the gym in a big way with a friend of mine who works as a personal trainer in order to get things in order).
Even so, I still haven't got a chance of getting it. But I'd be a damned fool for not trying and an even bigger fool for not giving it my all!