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« Reply #2880 on: January 10, 2012, 04:57:48 PM »
Thickens? But my posts have been halved from around 420. Still, still post!

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« Reply #2881 on: January 10, 2012, 05:05:49 PM »
Before the purge, I had 3000+ posts. After the purge, I still have 3000+ posts. Hmm. :P
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« Reply #2882 on: January 10, 2012, 05:08:30 PM »
Wait! They went back up? My posts? Are back to normal.

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« Reply #2883 on: January 11, 2012, 05:37:42 AM »
Wait! They went back up? My posts? Are back to normal.

Ooh! I have gone to 775 this time! Yay :D

Wait...No, 746  :dance
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« Reply #2884 on: January 11, 2012, 01:23:43 PM »
Yay!  Post count!  You came back to me!  *hugs*

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« Reply #2885 on: January 12, 2012, 08:07:44 AM »
This is just brilliant!
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« Reply #2886 on: January 12, 2012, 08:38:55 AM »
From the movie Pentagon Wars. The evolution of the M2 Bradley from an APC (Armoured Personnel Carrier) to what it is today.

Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #2887 on: January 12, 2012, 10:46:29 AM »
sounds rather like british defense procurement as well!
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« Reply #2888 on: January 12, 2012, 10:54:02 AM »
It needs to hit everthing and everyone! God it sounds like the Type 23 program took over 10 years.

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Re: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread
« Reply #2889 on: January 12, 2012, 04:03:16 PM »
It needs to hit everthing and everyone! God it sounds like the Type 23 program took over 10 years.

Or the SA80.  Or the type 42.  Or the type 45. Or pretty much anything we have ever bought.
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« Reply #2890 on: January 12, 2012, 04:27:13 PM »
Or the SA80.  Or the type 42.  Or the type 45. Or pretty much anything we have ever bought.

Thats simply not true, look at the Sten a relible, well made piece of equipment that would never jam... produced in months.

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« Reply #2891 on: January 13, 2012, 05:47:33 AM »
Thats simply not true, look at the Sten a relible, well made piece of equipment that would never jam... produced in months.

But it did have a slightly annoying habit of going off on it's own if dropped of simply knocked in the wrong way and when I say "going off" I mean it WILL drain the mag unless you knock the mag off or just grab hold of the bolt.You've never heard of the "sten dance" have you? I'm serious this did happen!
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« Reply #2892 on: January 13, 2012, 02:45:59 PM »
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Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #2893 on: January 13, 2012, 04:35:48 PM »
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« Reply #2894 on: January 13, 2012, 08:02:38 PM »
From Canadian Power: The Canadian Forces as a Major Power.

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With news of the repsonse to Afghanistan filtering into Canada, The Canadian government easily and unequivocally signed on to the effort in Afghanistan. Warrior arrived in Halifax on September 23, and was only there long enough to resupply and refuel, which didn't bother its crew much, and left for Afghanistan on September 25. Arriving on station, Warrior was one of no less than six aircraft carriers on the scene - USS Nimitz and USS Abraham Lincoln, HMAS Australia, HMS Ark Royal and FS Charles de Gaulle being the others. The Pakistani Air Force did not make any trouble for them, and striking aircraft flew right over Pakistan.

President Gore, however, made 9/11 both an attempt to destroy terror, but also mend a bridge. A week after the attacks, Gore invited Iranian President Mohammad Khatami to the site, a move criticized by some at the time but would prove to be incredibly astute. Gore is said to have told Khatami "This is what real extremism looks like, isn't it?" Khatami responded by saying that Iran "Is a proud society, proud of our heritage, proud of our society." To which Gore responded "So is America, and that is why our long-standing disputes must end."

Gore took a hard line with terrorists, but repeatedly stressed that it was not a battle with Islam, but with terrorists. Gore's invitation to Khatami gave him a lot of weight in the debate. Khatami was understandably quite moved, and upon arriving back in Iran commented "America was once a nation which sought to dominate us. But I do believe that as we have changed, so have they, and we ought to respect that. I believe that if we respect them, they will do the same." The hardliners hated that, But Khatami sailed to his 2001 re-election nonetheless.

Forces of more than 60 nations began pouring into Afghanistan on October 12, 2001. The destruction of the Taliban was primarily undertaken by Afghans themselves, assisted by Special Forces troops and airpower in abundance. The Canadian SAS and Airborne Regiment were part of this, and Hornets, Tomcats and Tornados from Warrior were also in large part responsible, to the happiness of the Canadian public. The Toronto Star's headline on 9/12 had been "Bastards!" and that pretty much summed up the opinions of Canadians, and the knowledge - and in many cases, gun camera footage - of Canadian aircraft striking Taliban positions.

On December 10, 2001, a multinational effort - including the Canadian SAS - raided the Tora Bora complex, in the process picking up Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama bin Laden. bin Laden was seriously ill from kidney disease, but medics kept him alive and treatment allowed him to be healthy enough to stand trial. He would stand trial, in New York, through 2002, before being found guilty on July 19, 2002, and sentenced to life in prison. The jury foreman in the case said that "Having you sentenced to death, sir, I know is what you wish, because then you can be seen as a martyr to your cause. I will not do that, because I want you to spend the rest of your life, no matter how long it happens to be, thinking about your actions.

For those of you who wonder, the HMS Ark Royal is not the Invincible-class one, but the Audacious-class Ark Royal
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #2895 on: January 14, 2012, 06:53:37 AM »
[militaryhistorynazi]I'd just like to point out that it was not Canadian SAS but the British SAS that were at Tora Bora back in '01 ;) [/militaryhistorynazi]
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« Reply #2896 on: January 14, 2012, 08:55:56 AM »
[militaryhistorynazi]I'd just like to point out that it was not Canadian SAS but the British SAS that were at Tora Bora back in '01 ;) [/militaryhistorynazi]

The British SAS were involved, the raid on the Tora Bora complex was a multinational effort after all.

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On December 10, 2001, a multinational effort - including the Canadian SAS - raided the Tora Bora complex

In Canadian Power, the Canadian Airborne Regiment and Canadian SAS were reborn in 1994.

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1994 (Part 1) - Somalia had been a tough go for the Canadian Forces, but it had been that way for everybody else. It didn't take long for the Americans to realize the disaster they had caused killing many of the clan elders in Mogadishu, and made it clear that they would never have that happen again.

On January 1, 1994, the Canadian Marine Corps and Canadian Special Operations Regiment were formed on paper, though the units were not yet ready to be deployed and training continued. The British SAS were instrumental in the training of the Special Operations Division, which led to the unit being known as the 'Canadian SAS' among its members, something which grew to the media, many outlets of which quite openly liked the idea of Canada's most elite military troopers being compared to the legendary Special Air Service. Britain's trainers pointed out that Canada's First Special Service Force had quite a record in World War II and that there had been a Canadian SAS in the late 1940s as Canada's Airborne Regiment got going. The 1st Canadian Marine Regiment was activated as an active combat unit on May 1, 1994, based at CFB Kawartha Lakes, a new base built specifically for the Marines on Sturgeon Lake near Bobcaygeon, Ontario.

But even before that all happened, The tiny nation of Rwanda released one of the worst bouts of violence anyone had ever seen......

Operation Messiah - The Intervention in Rwanda (April 17, 1994 - June 25, 1994) - Rwanda, a tiny nation once controlled by Belgium, had been the scene of decades of violence and animosity. This had started under the Belgians, who had quite openly used a divide and conquer strategy in Rwanda. The Belgians had favored the smaller Tutsi minority, knowing that the larger Hutu tribes would overrun them if they didn't work with the Belgians. After independence, violence had flared repeatedly in Rwanda and neighboring Burundi, costing many lives on several occasions.

A long, bitter civil war had ended in Rwanda in late 1993, but the hatred towards Tutsi Rwandans had been fueled for years before. The hatred towards the Tutsis was not unknown to them, but the massive Rwandan militia and Army did concern the UN peacekeepers. First deployed in August 1993, Dallaire's forces consisted of 2,550 military personnel and 60 civilian police, enough to handle the situation as it was. With the situation tensing up, Dallaire made plans to seize weapons caches held by the Intrahamwe militia, but the UN turned down that request, along with one to investigate the murder of the Minister of Public Works in Kigali in February.

But on April 6, 1994, a surface to air missile shot down a jet carrying both the Presidents of Rwanda and Burundi. This was the spark that set off the firestorm. Dallaire's forces initially tried to control things, but the Rwandan Armed Forces refused to work with Dallaire. The UN force tried to escort the Prime Minister to assist in her duties, but the Rwandan Presidential Guard instead fired on the UN soldiers, killing ten Belgian troops, three Canadians and a number of Rwandans. Within hours, the genocide was real.

Dallaire, himself wounded in the attack, sent a distress call to the UN for help, but the UN states initially didn't respond. When word of this hit Ottawa on April 10, the Canadian Forces, knowing the extremism and needing to fix the situation now before hundreds of thousands died, openly asked Prime Minister Charest for a go on the mission. The brutality of the situation soon reached the media, which turned the public opinion.

US President Bill Clinton, still smarting from the failures in Somalia, made it clear that the US would not intervene and actually called for the removal of UN forces from Rwanda. This hit Ottawa on April 15, and it caused one of the biggest gambles anybody had ever seen.

On the night of August 16, Prime Minister Charest addressed the nation, asking for support to intervene in Rwanda. "One of the primary goals we have as humans is to help one another, and one of Canada's goals through its modern history has been the idea of peacekeeping, stopping conflict and saving innocents from the brutality of war. In the African nation of Rwanda, a Canadian general and his forces are trying to contain what could end up being the worst genocide since Hitler, and he's asked for our help. I think that we as Canadians, as humans, should go and help him as best we can. We all said to ourselves in 1945 'Never Again', and now we must make good that promise."

The next morning, Charest announced the dpeloyment orders. Dallaire would get 3,500 troops, mostly from the Canadian Airborne Regiment and the Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry, to stop the violence as best they could. When asked by a Reuters reporter whether the Canadians would stop if the Americans didn't move, Charest bravely responded "We do not care what President Clinton decides to do. We're going. We have to."

The first Canadian Forces troops were flown in, and arrived at the Kigali airport on April 23, with only light weapons. Eighteen Air Canada airliners are used for this mission, and the Canadian peacekeepers already there assisted with the unloading of aircraft. The Forces leased five Ukrainian Antonov An-124 airlifters to get their vehicles, including sixteen M113 APCs and four Leopard C1 tanks. The first An-124 carried just paratroopers, worried that the UN force could not hold the airport in Kigali until the reinforcements arrived and that they would have to jump out, but this did not turn out to be neccessary. The Canadians' arrival in Kigali had made an impact in the UN - Belgium's UN contingent never left as the government had thought about doing, and Clinton, now ashamed by the decision of Charest and the Canadians to go it alone, ordered the USAF to fly in the Canadians' heavy equipment, which included 90 M113 armored personnel carriers and twelve Leopard C1 tanks. The first Canadian actions included shooting down four Rwandan helicopters carrying armed militiamen into Butare province, where relative calm existed. The Canadians took fifteen casualties (including nine dead) in the first week, but their efforts dramatically began to reduce the violence. Dallaire was relieved by Lieutenant-General Rick Hillier, who had commanded the operation in Somalia and practically begged to take over the mission, on May 5. By the end of May, the situation was getting under control.

UNAMIR re-established peace officially on June 25, 1994. The genocide had taken some 175,000 lives, but the efforts of the Canadians, followed rapidly by the Belgians, Americans, British and others, saved hundreds of thousands of lives. Dallaire's brave efforts and personal command of missions - including one where he was hit twice by gunfire - earned him the Canadian Victoria Cross, which was also awarded to four other Canadian Forces members, three of them posthumously. 29 Canadians died in the intervention and 76 were wounded, nine of them being permanently disabled. But the intervention had saved many lives, and between that and Canada's honest, earnest efforts in South Africa at Somalia earned them the reputation as being one of the countries that people could rely on to be there and to do the right thing. Hillier would go on to command UNAMIR until late 1997, when he cycled home. Dallaire would become the Forces' Chief of Staff in 1998, a position he held until 2003.

The intervention drove support for the Forces in Canada into the sky and also powered forth Charest's approval rating, which reached as high as 82% in the summer of 1994. The PPCLI and Airborne Regiment were relieved in July by the Canadian Marine Corps and the Royal 22e Regiment allowed the Pats and the Airborne Troops to go home, for the former being their first operational deployment. The USAF, at Clinton's orders, supported the Canadians' efforts lavishly, including moving Canadian equipment and supplies at no cost to them. Clinton's would go on to say that Charest's decision to go regardless was astoudingly brave, but that it was the right thing to do. It was the first operation where the Canucks did exactly the right thing at the right thing, but it would not be the last.
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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« Reply #2897 on: January 15, 2012, 10:07:54 PM »
Is it me, or is Siri a little scaryer now?

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« Reply #2898 on: January 16, 2012, 12:29:03 PM »
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« Reply #2899 on: January 16, 2012, 01:39:24 PM »
Is it me, or is Siri a little scaryer now?

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