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Trim · « **Reply #340 on:** July 08, 2008, 11:53:53 PM »

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks
but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn
many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is
it that we & gt; always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German.'

Pegasus · « **Reply #341 on:** July 09, 2008, 06:43:16 AM »

Quote from: Trim on July 08, 2008, 11:53:53 PM

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks
but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn
many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is
it that we & gt; always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German.'

On the flipside, just like the French and British made sure you lot wouldn't be speaking Cherokee

Senator · « **Reply #342 on:** July 09, 2008, 08:03:32 AM »

Weasel · « **Reply #343 on:** July 09, 2008, 08:24:35 AM »

Senator · « **Reply #344 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:55:03 AM »

I don't understand the funny part?

Weasel · « **Reply #345 on:** July 09, 2008, 10:49:37 AM »

Quote from: Senator on July 09, 2008, 09:55:03 AM

I don't understand the funny part?

Exactly.

086gf · « **Reply #346 on:** July 09, 2008, 02:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Senator on July 09, 2008, 09:55:03 AM

I don't understand the funny part?

You know nothing of the shoop da whoop?

Senator · « **Reply #347 on:** July 09, 2008, 02:41:02 PM »

You draw what is known as a "blackface" and fire a photon discharge from its oral cavity I believe?

Glempius · « **Reply #348 on:** July 10, 2008, 03:07:05 AM »

Could a golliwog be considered as steam punk shoop da woop?

1DeadlySAMURAI · « **Reply #349 on:** July 10, 2008, 04:06:06 PM »

Mario 300

Kirk · « **Reply #350 on:** July 10, 2008, 06:02:44 PM »

Chuck-E-Cheese style animatronics at their best.

Edit: Added another video.
Also: Second video may be NSFW (lyrics)

laguardia528 · « **Reply #351 on:** July 11, 2008, 01:06:53 AM »

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and ove r he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief , and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.' The devil smiled and said ..

(This is priceless)...

'OK, MONICA, YOU'RE FREE TO GO.'