Author Topic: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread (Read 455062 times)

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #400 on:** August 05, 2008, 07:19:09 AM »

And We Are Even More Good At It Than Them

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., August 5, 2004

_{168 Days Left!}

Senator · « **Reply #401 on:** August 05, 2008, 10:55:33 PM »

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #402 on:** August 06, 2008, 07:24:56 AM »

And I'm the President Who Makes You Embarrassed To Be Americans _{(heh aint that the truth...)}

"We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., August 6, 2004

_{167 Days Left!}

Villain · « **Reply #403 on:** August 06, 2008, 07:32:02 AM »

You're lying Jimmy, I really can't imagine him using that many words, nor the word "Ideological".

086gf · « **Reply #404 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:22:41 PM »

1DeadlySAMURAI · « **Reply #405 on:** August 08, 2008, 02:26:12 AM »

Quick Thinking or Just Plain Dumb? You decide

Jim was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Jim got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Jim has been missing since Friday.

Aeries · « **Reply #406 on:** August 08, 2008, 02:50:26 AM »

LMFAO!

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #407 on:** August 08, 2008, 07:14:39 AM »

Nor Do I Want To Be The Defecit President, The Environment-Destroying President Or The Corporate Tool President

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., August 6, 2004

_{165 Days Left!}

Billz · « **Reply #408 on:** August 08, 2008, 01:07:46 PM »

Senator · « **Reply #409 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:12:55 AM »

Starforce2 · « **Reply #410 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:56:45 AM »

Glempius · « **Reply #411 on:** August 10, 2008, 06:05:21 AM »

A quintessentially English rap

Master Thief · « **Reply #412 on:** August 10, 2008, 12:55:51 PM »

Funny SHIT = My upcoming "Suspension"

1DeadlySAMURAI · « **Reply #413 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:03:41 PM »

You gotta have a little fun every day

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for me having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important...

Aeries · « **Reply #414 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:13:08 PM »

Quote from: 1DeadlySAMURAI on August 10, 2008, 01:03:41 PM

You gotta have a little fun every day

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for me having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important...

LMFAO!

Nebula · « **Reply #415 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:15:55 PM »

Quote

Dear Poster, you have been found guilty of one of the following infractions:

[X] Requesting on your first post.
[X] Requesting without contributing something first.
[X] Requesting something without using the god damn Search feature.
[ ] Posting something completely off topic.
[ ] Posting something incredibly stupid.
[ ] Being an asshole.
[ ] Being "the l337z0r0z".

In light of posting this, I'd like to say...

[ ] God Damnit I hate you...
[X] USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FEATURE!
[ ] Go away you god damn leech!
[ ] Piss off!
[ ] Are you seriously that stupid?
[ ] Seriously, is it THAT hard to miss the Search feature?
[ ] You deserve every flame you're going to get...
[ ] "l337" doesn't make you cool, it makes you retarded.
[ ] English mother fucker!! Do you speak it?!
[ ] Please refrain from requesting on your first post

To redeem yourself from your infraction please do the following...

[X] Use the God Damn Search feature!
[X] Contribute before requesting please!
[ ] STOP BEING A LEECH!
[ ] Use the grammar they taught you!
[ ] Shoot yourself.
[ ] Play with your toaster in the bathtub.
[ ] Destroy your modem.
[ ] There is no way, nothing is too bad for you.

In closing...

[ ] I fucking hate you...
[ ] You need to be shot.
[ ] Seriously, you need to be shot.
[X] Please learn from this!
[ ] Whatever, you're still a leech...
[X] SEE THE BUTTON MARKED "SEARCH"!??!? CLICK IT!!
[ ] Goodbye and thank you for your time.

LOL

086gf · « **Reply #416 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:38:22 PM »

That'll learn'em! :arms:

captain_obvious · « **Reply #417 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:48:46 PM »

I went shopping the other day, drove to asda so I did.
I parked up and went in as one usually might.
Once I'd finished my shopping I returned to the car to find a little note pinned under the wiper.

It said "parking fine". Well thank you very much and a good day to you I thought!

laguardia528 · « **Reply #418 on:** August 11, 2008, 10:57:33 PM »

Senator · « **Reply #419 on:** August 12, 2008, 10:00:43 AM »

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Author Topic: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread (Read 455062 times)

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