Author Topic: Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread (Read 457010 times)

Kirk · « **Reply #700 on:** December 18, 2008, 11:58:39 AM »

indeed

086gf · « **Reply #701 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:18:26 PM »

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/humour/toilet.htm

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash" pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

Kirk · « **Reply #702 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:20:14 PM »

Oh the cruelty.

086gf · « **Reply #703 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:22:54 PM »

But the hillarity of the visual can not be denied.

Kirk · « **Reply #704 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:43:40 PM »

I can, I can't be cruel like that, not even to animals.

1DeadlySAMURAI · « **Reply #705 on:** December 18, 2008, 01:39:19 PM »

If I could give you minus on the cookies I would.
I do NOT tolorate that kind of crap even as a "joke". On my forum you'd be banned on the spot.
I happend to love cats and "jokes" like that only serves to make me pissed off.

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #706 on:** December 19, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »

to quickly change the subject, here's something that was prolly already posted lol

Kirk · « **Reply #707 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:58:05 AM »

Senator · « **Reply #708 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:23:49 AM »

Nebula · « **Reply #709 on:** December 20, 2008, 02:05:40 PM »

meh most are clones anyhow

Kirk · « **Reply #710 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:41:43 PM »

Moar leik nebu clones amirite?

(I which case, kill moar.)

Senator · « **Reply #711 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:25:17 AM »

JimmyB76 · « **Reply #712 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:05:40 PM »

That's Two More Than We Can Count

In May 2002, Dubya visited Paris and held a joint press conference with President Jacques Chirac.

White House correspondent David Gregory, addressing Dubya, asked, "I wonder why it is you think there are such strong sentiments in Europe against this administration?" He then turned to the French leader, saying, "Et vous Monsieur le President Chirac, qu'en pensez-vous?"

Dubya reacted by throwing what Maureen Dowd would call "un petit fit": "Very good," he snapped. "The guy memorizes four words, and he plays like he's intercontinental."

Gregory rose to the challenge, cooly offering to continue in French.

"I'm impressed - que bueno," Dubya replied. "Now I'm literate in two languages."

_{29 Days Left!}

anazonda · « **Reply #713 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:36:21 PM »

I'd pick the multi-knife any day with no regreds.

Villain · « **Reply #714 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:18:19 AM »

Who wouldn't?

limey BSc. · « **Reply #715 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:40:00 AM »

Mac and Linux fanboys?

Villain · « **Reply #716 on:** December 23, 2008, 07:03:14 AM »

Fanboys never count.

Senator · « **Reply #717 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:41:35 AM »

LJ · « **Reply #718 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:04:31 AM »

depends on if you are going camping or forging metal

(no idea what that mac thing is for...)

Kirk · « **Reply #719 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:14:06 AM »

Cleaning your nails.

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