Nicely stolen list :)
:v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
LOL A CAT!
"Your analogy is very colourful, Blaxxer, but I question whether it addresses the consequences of your actions.."
yet more crazy shit.....
that's purely jimmy's fault. :P :funny
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Quote from: blaXXerthat's purely jimmy's fault. :P :funny
hey don't blame me, i just work here lol :)
Somebody looks at 4chan...
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:lol:
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you may have seen this before lol but this is awsome :mrgreen:
you may have seen this before lol but this is awsome :mrgreen:
Didnt know you were in a music video. What model lawnmower were you using? LOL
http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf :D
Why Kids Shouldn't play Paintball (http://poststuff5.entensity.net/120106/media.php?media=headshot.wmv)
I've worked out how that works. 0,9,18,27,36 etc all have the same symbols. If you add the digits of a number together and take it away from the original number, you get one of 0,9,18,27,36 etc.Have another one then:
So it automatically knows what you get because you can't possibly get anything different.
Can anyone say, "sarcasm"?:PWow. That's sad.
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/video-nyt-on-windows-vista-os-x-clone
no not me... the creator of that vid is...
Kirk hates Star Trekkin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMo-nt45BhY)
OMFG NO!!!! *dies*Ha!!! :funny Good find!
PR + SGA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJRFH7xG20k&mode=related&search=)
*dies again*
This scares me.
What the hell is the 'Consolation'? (http://trekmovie.com/2007/02/12/cbs-digital-guys-use-trekmoviecom-to-play-prank-on-boss/)Nice prank!! And OMG I HAVE to see that episode!!!11111kkkkkklajesrmkaeklsr *has a stroke*
Barf bag anyone?best movie ever!!
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man fruit? is that a euphemism?
Bow down before your master!!! The US Army has gone high tech!!
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I sure hope nobody else posted this but,
:D :hurr
Furries VS. Klingons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHRWwfE5I3g)
:?
WTF. AUGH! Come on.. I... I don't even know how to respond. ...wait, an lolcat will help.
Need I remind you.... if you post a youtube link, please give a descriptor accompanying the link to say what it is.
Keep it up and you will pay for your mistakes :arms:
Well firstly I'm the chief lover of cake. I mean someone has been trying to force a M?me of "the cake is a lie" but once you get to know the insides of a cookery book then really its all a question of finding the time to learn to read the cookery jargon.
Secondly, I'm the Chief Medical Buggery officer. This was decided by postal ballot mainly, as Dr Steele forfeited the role back in the summer of 1999 in order to fulfil the roll as "Doctor of Chemistries" at the University of Huddersfield.
E) I'm the appointed officer here to his majesty "High Chief of Thiefland" Frankie Boyle. I ensure that his thieving bastard magpies are well fed and his stash is properly maintained.
Five to the power of earsly I'm under the command of 2nd Lt. Wilson of the 22nd spacebourne troupe. We do British things like, 'Eat Bangers and Mash' and 'drink cups of tea'. You know, British things.
Because we're British??
Additionally I like to make long and non linear lists that can be placed into an array then shat out at an alarming rate. The only downside to this is that my lists are so hueg leik xboxen, that they require 64-Bit addressing, which means that 32-Bit people will need to install a patch to their brains in order to see and address them correctly.
k-24xb-523p) I like Chicken. Most people describe it as a very bland meat, but this is cured with many seasonings or light sauces that you can apply to the meat during cooking in order to give it a fuller flavour.
Chicken is a blank slate, really. It has no real flavour of its own but will enhance the flavour of other things whilst adding what little oomph it has to make it quite nice.
47-alpha-tango) Pasta is great if you're a veggie or otherwise meat intolerant (you tit) as so much can be done with it! a light cheese sauce, perhaps a salad dressing if you're feeling peckish? Pasta is the west's rice.
Actually barley is the West's rice. get some barley and cook it as rice, not as structurally strong, but nice all the same.
oh-shit-bees) I have Supra Ventricular Tachycardia. This is an issue which causes my heart to "idle" at a rate of 190 - 210. However I had an operation to try to correct it but failed, but they got the rate to 300! I mean seriously I became SPARTA!!!!!!!! for a short time in my life. Have you? Has anyone? Well yes the Spartans, but its the Spartans?? and ME!
whut) Somebody fetch a bedpan????
Too late?
OK, I guess he's "dopey", because he's "toting" ( actually he's shooting from a rest, but why quibble? ) a "big gun"- or is it just because he's a "yank?"Nah, yanks are generally dopey :P exeptions to all rules though hehe
:argh:
Actually, that guy is lucky he's still alive- I'm not sure, but that could have been as large as a .50 cal round! The accent's sound Texan- but several other states allow private ownership of .50 caliber weapons.Agreed, VERY unlucky to have suffered that, VERY VERY lucky to have survived it with nothing but knackered up ear defenders!
Anyway, the chance of that EVER happening again in that guy's life time would have to be astronomically small.
I think I just died a little inside. :?
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AGREED!
First off, stefmarster, that video was funny shite!!!! LMAO.
As for the kitty pics....y'all dont know me very well, do you. I love putting cats in the crosshairs.
First off, stefmarster, that video was funny shite!!!!? LMAO.?
As for the kitty pics....y'all dont know me very well, do you.? I love putting cats in the crosshairs.
Just tell me when Sam stops buy so I can run.
here's something funny i just came across...
an article at lifehacker.com called
"The 7 Types Of Bad Bosses According To Star Trek (And How To Survive Them)"
enjoy reading :)
http://io9.com/392142/the-7-types-of-bad-bosses-according-to-star-trek-and-how-to-survive-them
Missing Wife
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
Bob died....
Bob died....
...after tryting to divide by zero :shock:
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I whunna Pumpackin!
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:lol:
:lol:
ROFL. That's hilarious.
Although, if they're trying to run BC, they have a better chance with XP.
See here (http://bridgecommander.filefront.com/potd/80011) for details.
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You American's have no idea, petrol has hit about ?1.10-?1.20 a litre over here, so that works out at about $9 a gallon.
You American's have no idea, petrol has hit about ?1.10-?1.20 a litre over here, so that works out at about $9 a gallon.
Yeah, I got $8.39 a gallon. :Pya but we americans are all fat and spoiled - we demand everything cheap, powerful, and at our beckoning call immediately and with no questions asked :P
And you'll only find shit beer in a student bar thats that for a pint! So, your sign is wrong Jimmy :P! Petrol is still cheaper then beer.it's not my damn sign, i just found it funny :P
ya but we americans are all fat and spoiled - we demand everything cheap, powerful, and at our beckoning call immediately and with no questions asked :P
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks
but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn
many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is
it that we & gt; always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German.' :wink:
I don't understand the funny part?
I don't understand the funny part?
All democrats in hell? Seems a little one sided to me. :|
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...the feck? O_OYou, in the gold.
Just kind of disturbing
The Pillsbury Doughboy is wanted for attempted murder :
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?"
The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."
Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pilsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.
A 1987 3d rendering, of the 6 platonic solids. :mrgreen:
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(long running 3d graphics in-joke)
proof that stuffed animals are evil.
Simon's catcookied for truth! in all 3!!
I think Jimmy and anyone who has (or in my case, had) cat's will appreciate these.
You gotta have a little fun every day
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for me having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important...
Dear Poster, you have been found guilty of one of the following infractions:
[X] Requesting on your first post.
[X] Requesting without contributing something first.
[X] Requesting something without using the god damn Search feature.
[ ] Posting something completely off topic.
[ ] Posting something incredibly stupid.
[ ] Being an asshole.
[ ] Being "the l337z0r0z".
In light of posting this, I'd like to say...
[ ] God Damnit I hate you...
[X] USE THE FUCKING SEARCH FEATURE!
[ ] Go away you god damn leech!
[ ] Piss off!
[ ] Are you seriously that stupid?
[ ] Seriously, is it THAT hard to miss the Search feature?
[ ] You deserve every flame you're going to get...
[ ] "l337" doesn't make you cool, it makes you retarded.
[ ] English mother fucker!! Do you speak it?!
[ ] Please refrain from requesting on your first post
To redeem yourself from your infraction please do the following...
[X] Use the God Damn Search feature!
[X] Contribute before requesting please!
[ ] STOP BEING A LEECH!
[ ] Use the grammar they taught you!
[ ] Shoot yourself.
[ ] Play with your toaster in the bathtub.
[ ] Destroy your modem.
[ ] There is no way, nothing is too bad for you.
In closing...
[ ] I fucking hate you...
[ ] You need to be shot.
[ ] Seriously, you need to be shot.
[X] Please learn from this!
[ ] Whatever, you're still a leech...
[X] SEE THE BUTTON MARKED "SEARCH"!??!? CLICK IT!!
[ ] Goodbye and thank you for your time.
Laser pwns child
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actually, please dont lolCan I please, please, please use that as my sig?You can use it as your sig.
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Damn thats scary! lol
Why do you have erection fluid at all? Naughty luke!
U do realise it's meant to say Correction fluid (as in tip-ex)? Lol i don't want ppl getting the wrong idea.
And Clarkson Island (Very funny):
This really was a TV commercial:
And Clarkson Island (Very funny):
Robot Chicken
123 Days Left!
More funny cat(s)
By Coincidence, Almost All Our Exports Are Made Right Here In America
"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
- Dubya, Beaverton, Oregon, September 25, 2000
117 Days Left!
The all famous BSOD:lol pwned
Why Is This Man Talking Bollocks?
"We need to counter the shock wave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates."
- Dubya, Washington D.C., October 4, 2001
Candidates compared to trains. :lol:
Best Man ever
i wonder if she still talks to him?
What the hell is a little Oberth Class doing at the battle of Sector 001? I thought this was funny... and also hilarious how it wasn't obliterated immediately while the [as I just realized, there were a plethora of these...] Steamrunner, Akira, and Norway class ships were whiped clean out of the way like me walking through the hallway when the kids' toys are in my way [me = borg cube. kids' toys = federation fleet...]Don't ask about that lol
yeah, Idk... just doesn't make any sense to me. They're typically unarmed, aren't they?
Though Laura Assures Me That Size Isn't Everything
"Wow! Brazil is big!"
- Dubya, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, November 6, 2005
75 Days Left!
oh...that was hilariousmy sentiments exactly.
wowReally? I thought that was pretty shallow, personally. that guy who made that smiley-translation should be kicked. hard.
where would we be without them?
*pervert.* Mad
what about 'unborn?'Quotewhere would we be without them?Gay. Or sex deprived. Or in some cases, both.
The DOCTORS!!! of course, as a citizen of Canada, you have UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE and don't have all the problems with them that we Americans do. money-hoarding drug-dispensing peeping toms...ah well, they saved my life. look what it got me. women. and membership on BCC, but that's irrelevant when I joke about either.Quote*pervert.* Mad
This is... new? Oh, wait, who're we talking about? :arms: :|
~~I did. gratuitously.
I like cheese. <--laugh at this.
You've suceeded.
(I'm trying to be funny at nearly 2-a-f*cking-m...)
Those Aliens Don't Even Know What Happiness Isperhaps hyphenating 'unalienalienable' would have worked better:
"America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life."
- Dubya, Washington D.C., Noevember 3, 2003
71 Days Left!
"America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalien-alienable right of life."
Patriot Act
Captain!? Captain!? There's 2 Pirate ships approaching off the larboard bow!? they request our surrender!!!and so the Captain says:
Fetch me...my RED SHIRT!!! Ya got that? Set a direct course for the raiders, all hands prepare for battle!and so the Captain's orders are carried out.? they fetch his shirt, and, after a long and bloody battle, the frigate is the sole survivor of the battle.
Captain?? may I ask a question?to which the wise Captain responds:
why did you request your red shirt before we engaged the pirates?
Well, you see, Mr. Sayers, when I bleed it lowers the crew's morale.? when I wear a red shirt, I can't be seen bleeding.so the crew is awed by their commanding officer's infinite wisdom.
Captain!? Captain!? There's 10 Pirate ships approaching off our aft quarter!? they wish to BOARD us!!!!!!and so the wise Captain says:
What do we do???
Bring me...
my brown pants!
And Their Food Are Delicious
wtf?
Don't know if I posted this already or not.LOL! and rofl, the event happend on my birthday XD
http://kayned.com/ahhhohhh.mp3
I'll take your WFFY and raise you an IHIWAITB.
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Possibly offensive and/or will get moderated but it's still funny and trek related.
No way is that real. Aeries, DJ, confirmation?
For those of you who watch Naruto, you'll love this.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk isscreaming:
'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
so, the man replies:
''I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles!"
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
'You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victimduring a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions (they didn't win because they didn't die :D):
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence,the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter,and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home nearspilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family... unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long-lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
*** Remember... They walk among us!!!
Didn't God create man? :?So He says.
Wait, are we being serious here?to be serious, Its monotheistic. the trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are all part of one entity called God, sorta like your brain, heart, and lungs all being part of one entity called Senator.
Ok. Is that a polytheistic or monotheistic religion? I always wondered.
in about 29 days and 14 hours from now, Dubya will be GONE!!!36 days...
And, it goes without saying that Bush knows all the above very well. he talks to families who die.
And, it goes without saying that Bush knows all the above very well. he talks to families who die.
yeah, its going to be tough to have a good laugh about obama, the media won't let it happen they love him too much :P
ah yes. I was travelling through time next , and returned a week early. I'll be leaving again in 4 days.in about 29 days and 14 hours from now, Dubya will be GONE!!!36 days...
what?
:shock:.....
Whatever floats your boat I guess... >_>;
...
"Yesterday in a speech President Bush called Dr. Martin Luther King one of the greatest Americans to ever live. He went on to say "How many people grow up to be a doctor and a king?"
- Conan O'Brien, January 2006
1 Day Left!! :dance :dance :dance
One day left until what?
heh ya - one more day until he is booted :DAnd I hope to gods he does a good job of it, for you American's sakes. :] I'm tired of having a neighbor ruled by such a door knob.
and then poor Obama has a shitload of a major mess to clean up...
heh ya - one more day until he is booted :DAnd I hope to gods he does a good job of it, for you American's sakes. :] I'm tired of having a neighbor ruled by such a door knob.
and then poor Obama has a shitload of a major mess to clean up...
:lol:
Words fail me...
Words fail me...
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I want one.
I want one.
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I want one.
I foresee a robot chicken episode forthcoming.
Gates Makes a Point
Release the hounds! Actually, make that mosquitoes. Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft and one of the world's wealthiest people, made headlines this week when he released a cloud of mosquitos at a technology conference. The philanthropist was pointing out the dangers of malaria for the world's poor. "Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some here," he said. "There is no reason only poor people should be infected." Fortunately for the terrified attendees, the mosquitoes were malaria-free. 'Twas all a rouse. Bill Gates 1, Terrified Minions 0.
good way to sue him for some money? ;)
What a jerk.
Because using shock tactics to raise awareness on a very serious issue is completely disgraceful. The man should clearly be locked up for EVER for trying to atone for his sins by making the world a better place :P
Because using shock tactics to raise awareness on a very serious issue is completely disgraceful. The man should clearly be locked up for EVER for trying to atone for his sins by making the world a better place :P
Useful fact: Bill Gates has given more money to charities than other people will ever earn.
Useful fact: Bill Gates has given more money to charities than other people will ever earn.wrong thread :P
I'm at uni at the moment. This computer runs XP Pro SP 3, has a dual core 2.2 GHz CPU, 2GB of RAM, yet still takes over 3 minutes to boot up and log on!
Umm, I don't know what to say.
You could say why it's funny.
ROTFLOLMAO!Yes, that.
Oh shit my lungs hurt from laughing to hard. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
I was stoned at the time. That makes anything funny.lol right on; i know how that is... (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/jimmyb76/random/smokin.gif)
I was stoned at the time. That makes anything funny.lol right on; i know how that is... (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/jimmyb76/random/smokin.gif)
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The latest ST trailer but with clips from the original series lol.Wow, I was wrong. TOS is its original form can look bad-ass on the big screen.
Edit: Some things are just un-seeableI think the shoe was asking for it.
Just. Plain. No
Is on screen? *check*
Is canon? *check*
I think the shoe was asking for it.
I googled 'male turtle anatomy' (I know, I'm sick :P) and found out what their penis looks like.wow... thats just... weird... :?
Is on screen? *check*
Is canon? *check*
LOL! The truth revealed!!
I googled 'male turtle anatomy' (I know, I'm sick :P) and found out what their penis looks like.wow... thats just... weird... :?
moving on (quickly please) lol :P
I googled 'male turtle anatomy' (I know, I'm sick :P) and found out what their penis looks like.wow... thats just... weird... :?
moving on (quickly please) lol :P
I'm a time traveler :D
Seeing that just makes me want to give Aeries a really big hug. :)
Please do! :(
Please do! :(
IT'S A TRAP!
This is what I get on my Youtube home page.
Meh?
Fun Fact: It was once said that before a black man became president, pigs would fly. Now here, 100 days into Obama's term, swine flu!
I... Don't get it... What song is it meant to be? *Hopeless with this stuff*
This kid is gonna need some intense therapy
aaah good ol New Kids lol
i remember in the late 80s (in my preteen years) how incredibly huge they were...
This kid is gonna need some intense therapy
Oh that little crap likes it... otherwise he'd jsut put down the goddamned controller! Isn't beastiality illegal in most countries?? And who was filming that!? Hope to god not the parents or they are F*CKED!
I can't make out what the engine sucked up. :?
Pixar spoofs Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. hehehe :lol:
To be honest, I've never seen more than a couple clips from it. But I definitely should watch if I ever come across it.
I have to start watching this show again, lol.
Pixar spoofs Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. hehehe :lol:
What game is that, anyway?
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/128858432906167306.jpg)
A bunch of motivational posters.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Motivational%20Posters/31878_ANIMEscoobydoo_123_352lo.jpg)
A bunch of motivational posters.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Motivational%20Posters/31878_ANIMEscoobydoo_123_352lo.jpg)
If Scooby-Doo was re-imaged in Anime, that would be the end of the world *nods*
what is up with all the japanimation??
What follows is a conversation between a guest in a London hotel and the various staff of the hotel.
can you sum it up in two or three sentences? lolTook the words right out of my mouth, Jimmy.
this is too taxing for my ADHD :P
Holy crap, I'd totally go for that Velma. :arms:
Where's the love for my previous post?
*sigh* i really do miss BSG already
Holy crap, I'd totally go for that Velma. :arms:
You need to get out more...
Somebody kill me now
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(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Motivational%20Posters/thisfish.jpg)
*image removed... that one is over the line... - jb76*
And neb..since when do I actualy read your posts? 8)
... didn't I say in the rules no more than 3 vids per post?
Evil Patrick Stewart as Shinzon would haveFixed your post. :Pbeen awesome....made the movie slightly less awful.
Evil Patrick Stewart as Shinzon would haveFixed your post. :Pbeen awesome....made the movie slightly less awful.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Motivational%20Posters/motivator652625.jpg)
"We've received a distress call." "FIRE EVERYTHING!"
Weird...I was waiting to hear the lines::lol:Quote"We've received a distress call." "FIRE EVERYTHING!"
That scene where all those fireballs are landing around the RV, I believe that that's the Yellowstone National Park's supervolcano erupting. You can see a massive pyroclastic flow behind the RV in one shot.That's exactly what I was thinking.
Just another reason why I will never, ever, play WoW.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best at 1:11 when he pushes the remote up his butt. :lol:
Kid needs some help. :]
somehow methinks the vid was just a tad bit staged lolKid needs some help. :]That...is an understatement!
2012 The Movie
Just another reason why I will never, ever, play WoW.
Anyways, I had quite a funny experience playing Halo 3 last night.I'm laughing just reading that. I've had uncontrollable laughing incidents like that. Good times indeed!!
I was playing a Custom game with these two guys (who actually weren't douche bags, if that's possible on Halo 3). So anyways, we were discussing the songs "Like a Boss" and "I'm On a Boat" from The Lonely Island. Suddenly we start using the words from the songs in-game. I score a kill, and I say, "I'M DA BAOUWS". They both cracked up.
Then I find the Ghost, get on it and start splattering them. So I start singing, "I'm on a Ghost and, it's goin' fast and, I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan..."
I have never heard such laughter in my entire life. We all actually stopped moving on the map because we were laughing so hard. Good times.
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=818269Hahahaha! Awesome.
^
hahaha, ive done that.
when i had my jeep (chrysler made one hell of a rolling speakerbox) and my system in it, my neighbours would blast rap music untill 2 or 3 in the morning EVERY day.
untill i started going out at 6 in the morning when id go to school, id crank up the bass in my truck and play some hard ass metal songs for a half hour straight till i left... just to pissm off.
double drum kickers and a system set up for heavy bass output sounds like a machine gun going off.
turn abouts fair play :lol:
what, no Ent-B or C? :P
i know this may be TOO soon, and im prolly going to get shunned and hazed to hell and back for this,
but i think its kinda funny.
i got a laugh out of it.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa74/gotj07/MJandFF.jpg
Nice one, eclipse74569. Rooster Teeth rules.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460&page=1 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460&page=1)
Fundies say the darnest things indeed. :lol:
Just another reason why I will never, ever, play WoW.
Soo... the sharp edges on that sign, is more important than informing the people that the bridge ahead is out? WTF indeed :P
Just another reason why I will never, ever, play WoW.
I see your freak out... and raise you a remix! (By our good friend keatonkeaton999, of "THIS IS SPARTA!" fame)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460&page=1 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460&page=1)Those aren't fundies, fortunately. Landover is fake. look closely at the forums. There's no where to sign up for the forums, and look here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458&page=3). Child molestation is not a Catholic practice. Also, the wikipedia article concurs.
Fundies say the darnest things indeed. :lol:
Landover is fake. look closely at the forums. There's no where to sign up for the forums
I dunno.. that chick is bit too skinny. :D
I dunno.. that chick is bit too skinny. :DKinda common for a 17 year old girl dont you think?
I dunno.. that chick is bit too skinny. :DKinda common for a 17 year old girl dont you think?
Kinda common for a 17 year old girl dont you think?
http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/13/iphone-becomes-the-worst-parallels-installation-youve-ever-seen/#
There is a youtube vid there. It's windows 95...on a iphone. Enjoy..lol
Distric 9 second trailer
The bits inside District 9 there somehow remind me of the live action Halo 3-parter (which Peter Jackson was also invoved in)!That was epic! Who produced those videos? I'm guessing Bungie? They're way to good to be fan-made.
In fact, here is that 3-parter:
That was epic! Who produced those videos? I'm guessing Bungie? They're way to good to be fan-made.
Now that video, I've seen. As for the movie, last I heard, it was scrapped.That was epic! Who produced those videos? I'm guessing Bungie? They're way to good to be fan-made.
Bungie were undoubtedly involved, but it was directed by Neill Blomkamp. Peter Jackson has something to do with it, as did Weta Workshops and Weta Digital. Which reminds me, Weta made a fully functioning Warthog! Here you can see some people pissing around with it in a car park:
Apparently a film is being made, but I've heard several different stories about it, so whether it still is, I don't know!
Cookied just for the music. :P I love it!
Oh, good vid. :)
I sumit this as the most retardedly, unintentionally hilarious thread I've ever read:
Garry's Mod forums, a... um... well-endowed cat. (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=675938)
I love how it's so matter-of fact and normal for the majority of them...
For those of you that are amused by Human stupidity, I give you this link.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.
One parody web site that claims to represent the Flat Earth Society states that it has existed as an organization since 1547. They provide a mission statement and a form that interested individuals can fill out to join, however it is clearly a parody.
You do realise that site is satire right? Just look at what is at the bottom of the main page!QuoteThe Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.
Also, a quote from the Wikipedia page for the REAL Flat Earth Society:QuoteOne parody web site that claims to represent the Flat Earth Society states that it has existed as an organization since 1547. They provide a mission statement and a form that interested individuals can fill out to join, however it is clearly a parody.
I just realized that too, I guess I should slap myself lol. Still pretty funny though, and I still wouldn't be surprised if there are people who do believe the Earth is flat, people can be pretty retarded...
In fact, I found a serious forum about it if anyone fancies a look http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/
I just realized that too, I guess I should slap myself lol. Still pretty funny though, and I still wouldn't be surprised if there are people who do believe the Earth is flat, people can be pretty retarded...
In fact, I found a serious forum about it if anyone fancies a look http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/
FFS Those people who believe that sh!t are so stupid it's funny...
someone should beat those people to death with a fucking globe.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
The first picture in particular but teh whole damn site...xD
Hands Feeling Naked? These will help:have we gone to THAT extreme of unnecessary necessity?.... woa i have a headache now from typing that...
http://www.handerpants.com/
:lol:
Filed under AWESOME:oh yes indeed - i saw it not too long ago, but cookied for posting it!
Judge King, I can't help but agree with that picture. Orochimaru IS such a queen most of the time..aww thats not a very good drag outfit, i could have done better myself lol :mrgreen: :P
Filed under AWESOME:
A longer version of the previously posted Vader Dance.
senator just won this threadhuh??
no not rly....
IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU.................
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
Dies so beautifully.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire;
The network is down.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
"My Novel" not found.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Rather than a beep,
Or a rude error message,
These words: file not found.
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Serious error. All
Shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
This is not to start a debate, this is just to show off a really well edited Star Trek vs Star Wars vid.
Hardly any added effects at all.
Whoops.
I just realised, in the civilised world, its 07/08/09 today! I would have just gotten back from work at 04:05:06 07/08/09!
I mentioned that a month ago. Where's my cookie? :PI just realised, in the civilised world, its 07/08/09 today! I would have just gotten back from work at 04:05:06 07/08/09!
Now that is cookie worthy. :p
If you use the American notation for the date--that is, mm/dd/yy--then on July 8th at exactly six seconds past 4:05, the date was 04:05:06 07-08-09!
If you follow the rest of the world, then this same phenomenon will occur on August 7th. This won't happen again until30092109! Mark your calenders!
(Thanks for the correction, Neb.)
Hehe, post count was equal to birth year.
heh ya really... i was in 9th grade of high school then lol :PHehe, post count was equal to birth year.
Young'n :P
I just realised, in the civilised world, its 07/08/09 today! I would have just gotten back from work at 04:05:06 07/08/09!
heh ya really... i was in 9th grade of high school then lol :PHehe, post count was equal to birth year.
Young'n :P
Computers?
an im gonna give you this grater.... its also a zip gun
Gotta love Caboose
LOL LOVE that video...all time funnay :D
"Don't touch my blur man!"
LOL LOVE that video...all time funnay :D
"Don't touch my blur man!"
And the stuff in the background slowly getting more and more blurred!
New one should be out tonight though :D
Of course, Avenue Q, fucking awesome! If a riddle bit lacist.
Also, anyone seen this (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=V4G+1N4&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=17.308821,39.506836&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A) rather unfortunate postcode?
I think this is funny and awesome. :)
I posted that in the awesome thread!!
Did I ever tell you how jealous I am of you? I'm sure I have.
This (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm) is hilarious!
The goriest safety video ever.
A follow up to my earlier post about Tim Minchin, I now have tockets to see him in Birmingham on the 31st of october. :D
..... good god man...... that makes me anxious to get through basic training with the quickness
http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topic/meet-julius-andreas-gimli-arn-macgyver-chewbacca-highlander-elessar-jankov-39051/ (http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topic/meet-julius-andreas-gimli-arn-macgyver-chewbacca-highlander-elessar-jankov-39051/)
:wtf Dork that makes other dorks look bad. he needs to go back to the basement..
http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topic/meet-julius-andreas-gimli-arn-macgyver-chewbacca-highlander-elessar-jankov-39051/ (http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topic/meet-julius-andreas-gimli-arn-macgyver-chewbacca-highlander-elessar-jankov-39051/)
:wtf Dork that makes other dorks look bad. he needs to go back to the basement..
If I end up like that when I'm 30, shoot me.
i didnt think it was possible to make harley quinn sexxier..... guess i was wrong.
i didnt think it was possible to make harley quinn sexxier..... guess i was wrong.
My thoughts exactly lol
I understand you guys like Batman, and I'm gonna let you finish, but this has to be the greatest music video of all time.
Speaking of Batman: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8256405.stm
Hang on. THAT was IT? For Kanye's response to it I'd want Beyonce to jump out of the screen and fellate me. Dear fuck modern music videos suck.
Just gone through the demo, definitely have to get this soon as I get some cash since the release date is today....can't believe that they actually made an awesome Batman game.
hahahaha.... honesltly if i were taylor swift, i would have decked his drunk ass... like the president said... hes a jackass
hahahaha.... honesltly if i were taylor swift, i would have decked his drunk ass... like the president said... hes a jackass
I think that was "off the record" so officially he never said it. It just got published without the press knowing that it was just an off-hand comment.
Even General Grievous loves to cosplay. :funny
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Anime/haruhi_grievous.jpg)
hahahaha.... honesltly if i were taylor swift, i would have decked his drunk ass... like the president said... hes a jackass
I think that was "off the record" so officially he never said it. It just got published without the press knowing that it was just an off-hand comment.
Even so physically he did say it, and like I said, he ain't lyin :D
Yeah I got this game already through STEAM...except if you dont like SecuROM as your copy protection your better off getting the disk version...since it has none except a simple disk check supposedly..
The game is kick butt though ...runs very smooth on my system..
Science made awesome.:funny OMG, you get a cookie for that! Awesome.
:funny OMG, you get a cookie for that! Awesome.
(Something tells me that Armon is going to love this one)
i hate the original version of this song, the most annoying thing in the world, but damn dude, i give it to travis barker for making it friggin BETTER sounding
Here's one I just found.
Here's one I just found.
Check a few pages back JB that was already posted :funny
The cake is a lie on 8080...
i think this falls more under the awesome part. i used to love this show, im not sure if anyone remembers it tho.
Reboot... TSFS style. From 1:55-4:30.
i think this falls more under the awesome part. i used to love this show, im not sure if anyone remembers it tho.
Reboot... TSFS style. From 1:55-4:30.
OOOH I remember that show :D
Apparently.That made me :funny, not gonna lie.
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in b4 limey
......LOL! Most epic video EVER
This is funny to me...its someone's attempt to vent about the MW2 game on the PC(its related to my "this is just...wow" thread in off topic..
Of course if you know German it probably isnt as funny(if thats what they are speaking)...
This is funny to me...its someone's attempt to vent about the MW2 game on the PC(its related to my "this is just...wow" thread in off topic..
Of course if you know German it probably isnt as funny(if thats what they are speaking)...
That is so stupidly overused it's ceased to be even remotely funny any more. It's just pathetic.
Most awesome cover of a Star Wars piece ever!
Although I can't help but think of "One Winged Angel" from "Final Fantasy: Advent Children" while listening to it. ^.^
I beg your pardon? furries in handcuffs? since when? DA's clean policy is so stiff they don't dare put anything on!
A new ice cream flavor. :funny
(http://www.kalasblogg.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/gb_news2.jpg)
I could have guessed that it was going to end in *boom* without seeing it.
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3193/awdb.jpg)
Somehow, Magical Girl Spock is freaking me out...
In the novel adapted from the first four episodes of the radio series, it was described as a sleek white running shoe..
Spock's favorite hobby.MY EYES! OH GOD!
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/daedalus02/Random/abd78eddf990084f716d429568b592ea.jpg)
IMHO, that music has been overdone in youtube.. :(
Some ideas for a proposed new sim to be called "Space Sim 2012: The Pilot Strikes Back"
Some proposed features and pointers:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
When you engage the autopilot, a voice will say: ?I?m Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon?.
When a warninglight comes on, you are required to mumble: ?I have a bad feeling about this?.
In case of a hijack, an audible warning will ring out: ?Lock the door. And hope they don?t have blasters.?
If these hijackers happen to be Stormtroopers, you really have absolutely nothing to worry about. They couldn?t hit the backside of a bantha with a boat paddle.
Astrodroids will be installed on every commercial spaceship and they will be activated in case of any outside malfunctions and/or leaks. Only laserblasts can knock them off the smooth surface of your spaceship.
Make sure your astrodroids get proper and timely maintenance. They may have faulty motivators.
Virtual female flight-attendants all look like Leia in her ?Return of the Jedi? outfit.
Always trust the info the GPS provides you with. Many Bothans have died getting that info.
When approaching your destination, you will hear: ?Use the flaps, Luke. Use the flaps!?
When you crashland in the water, Yoda will appear out of nowhere and lift your spaceship to freedom.
The AI spaceships you see sneaking in front of you just before you land, are actually piloted by Ewoks. You can hear them on UNICOM frequency.
Take the lessons you will. Mmmm. Yes. Take the lessons you must. Help you they will.
When you turn on the TCAS, you will hear the following message: "My ally is the TCAS. And a powerful ally it is. Yes. Mmmm."
Bountyhunters fly around in funny looking trashcans. So they're easy to spot from a distance.
Take caution when landing in the Windy City. There just might be a trap waiting for you.
Jedi-mind tricks work when trying to board your spaceship carrying a weapon, but a patch will soon be available to fix that. SS2012 is still a tad behind on security measures.
Be careful you don?t lose the rear deflectorshield. You might need it later.
If your co-pilot happens to be a Wookie, and he has the controls, remind him to fly casual.
An add-on will help your onboard computer understand the binary language of moisture vaporators and binary loadlifters, as well as understanding any add-on protocoldroids you might encounter along the way.
If you fail to follow ATC instructions, they will call you a scruffy looking nerfherder. Then they?ll cancel flightfollowing.
Be mindful of the truth, for progessive taxi may lead to the Dark Side of the spaceport.
When the ATC yells at you and challenges your patience, don?t give in to your hatred towards them. It might not benefit you this time.
When people tell you your a/c looks like a piece of junk, tell them ?she?s got it where it counts?. That'll change their opinion alright!
No, hyperdrives will NOT be made available any time soon. FS11 might have had them, but those plans are now in a galaxy far, far away...
After downloading an add-on spaceship, make sure you take it to Anchorhead first to have its memory erased. You don't know who it used to belong to.
If for some reason your spaceship goes into a steep dive, Yoda?s voice will be heard through your speakers: ?Mind what you have learned! Save you it can!?.
Never let a protocoldroid try and fix your a/c. That?s what astrodroids are for.
Only sufficient practice will tell you whether the TCAS is stronger than the actual ?Force?.
When a failure occurs aboard your spaceship, don?t be a wimp and yell ?It?s not my fault!!?. It probably is and your spaceship may crash because of it.
When you manage to properly handle a heavy spaceship during take-off or landing, don?t get cocky or get delusions of grandeur. Your overconfidence is your weakness. Remember that at all times!
When starting up SS2012, you will hear: ?I?m a pilot, like my father before me.?
When maneuvering your spacecraft in an unusual manner, you'll hear the ATC say: ?The sim is strong with this one!?
Your co-pilot will speak a language that only YOU understand!
When your TCAS warns you of bad things to come, don?t rely on your instincts. Obi-Ron had taught you well, but you are NOT a pilot yet.
When flying into a stellar nebula, you will find it?s difficult to send a clear transmission.
If you get fed up with the ATC, just shoot the radio. It helps you get rid of frustration.
A sticker is added to every default spaceship panel which reads: ?Adventure, excitement...a pilot craves not these things.?
When you?re on your final approach, remember to ?Stay on target!!?
Always remember that flying through a severe laser firestorm isn?t like dusting crops, boy!
Lesson #1: Once you?ve become a pilot, forever will it dominate your destiny. After every successful flight, you will be told to ?pass on what you have learned?.
When you land your cargoship in Mos Eisley Space Port (MESP), be on the look-out for Imperial Stormtroopers or bountyhunters. They might be after YOU!
In the event that you find yourself entering an asteroid-field (not likely in this SS, but my imagination is running amuck right now!), simply set 271 and fly right in. Especially if your co-pilot is a big furry creature that answers to the named ?Chewie? and growls at your when YOU do something wrong!
Try this:Lol, what? It draws asbestos out of the body?! Too funny!
"...although he did take time out for gender alignment surgery, so now he's a complete cunt instead of an little dick."
Well, you could always ask limey if he's got one lying around *wink wink nudge nudge*. :P
HOLY JESUS!!!!&feature=related
2011 Chevy Volt production preview
I like this car a lot.
This is epic!
Due out this Christmas :D
This is why I needed a dock big enough to house the Eclipse class, you'll see later in the video
dat_ass.jpg
first 3 images remind me of how BCU threads played out lolQft.
Lookin forward to KM 1.1.
But here is my trailer to BC with a few of my favorites.
The KM team not only kept, but added more old p81 ships?
The KM team not only kept, but added more old p81 ships?
it's only for a test... the ship was there to prove a new ship adding system.
We are the Borg...EA, sell your stock and abadon your cubicles, your production staff and product line will be added to our own, your corporate culture will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.
LOL I edited some of these to make em funny. I wonder if I have succeeded.
:funny
This is epic!
:wtf where have all the youtube links gone?
Nice vid. Although the JJPrise and TOSPrise were the wrong way round and you forgot DJ's Enterprise F. :P
no sorry the JJ Prise came after the TOS Ent... its construction was delayed 20 years....
And the F, ugly lol so I didn't bother putting it in theremyface.jpg
(http://ptplteens.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/spaceballs_355x497.jpg)
indeed it does.. but I wasn't aware that this is available as DVD.. must have!
And the F, ugly lol so I didn't bother putting it in there
Why did Ubisoft take its shirt off before slapping the customer?
Pretty much the most accurate video ever. Contains swearing. Though, if you have seen the movie, you know the curse word that I am talking about, lol. :D :funny
The new Rickroll....THE PENNROLL:
I am not sure if I have posted this yet. I made this video at the request of a friend. He sent me the music to make it with.
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indeed it does.. but I wasn't aware that this is available as DVD.. must have!
Have it. :)
Be sure to watch the whole movie in Ludicrous Speed. :D
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Optimus Prime gets more badass
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(Random GT vid)
:yay: :bow: :dance give it to me NAO!
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I am not sure if I have posted this yet. I made this video at the request of a friend. He sent me the music to make it with.
You launched thatt shuttle from the wrong area of that Excelsior.?
Avatar II Trailer
Avatar was pretty much Dances With Wolves: 2154 (or whenever it was set)
Also, as you can see, that car is a nightmare when it comes to aerodynamics.
Thats opinion-based mate. Some people like things that actually add up and make sense, some don't. I personally think that car is a bit ugly in the sense that it looks like a very angry Transformer.
I don't support posers. :dontcare: Cars like that are meant to be driven. If you want to see one sitting still, doing nothing, there's a place for that too, it's called museum or private collection/exhibition.
Care to elaborate, there?
Again, it's a supercar. Do you play with your master grade model kits, or do you put them on display?
Again, it's a supercar. Do you play with your master grade model kits, or do you put them on display?
Again, it's a supercar. Do you play with your master grade model kits, or do you put them on display?
Again, it's a supercar.
"An automobile, motor car or car is a wheeled motor vehicle used for transporting passengers, which also carries its own engine or motor."
He goes "WOW! Oh my..." in the actual version.. :D
Plans to have the Pope arrested when he visits the UK will succeed because he is not a head of state, a solicitor has said.
Atheist authors Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens proposed the action against the Pontiff for his handling of child abuse scandals in the Catholic church.
The writers' solicitor Mark Stephens said applications will be made to courts in the UK and the International Criminal Court for a warrant for Pope Benedict XVI's arrest.
His likely defence would be be that he is immune from prosecution during his visit to Britain in September, according to the lawyer.
Mr Stephens said: "The courts will examine the claim of immunity. I believe that an English court would reject it. If the Pope was here on a state visit, ordinarily a head of state would have sovereign immunity. What I believe is that because he's not a sovereign, not a head of state, he's not entitled to the defence."
He said that the Vatican was declared to be a state by Benito Mussolini, but this had no standing in international law.
The Pope faced criticism after it emerged that he signed a letter which delayed the punishment of a paedophile priest in the US for the "good of the universal church".
Writing in 1985, the future Pontiff said that he needed more time to consider the case.
Mr Stephens, who has represented abuse victims in the past said: "This will require the Pope to deal with the way in which he appears to have prioritised the reputation of the Catholic church over the welfare of children."
Potential charges against the Pope would be crimes against humanity.
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Boldy Going Where No Micro Art Has Gone Before
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This 8.8 micron model of the USS Enterprise was created using an ion beam that guides vaporized chemicals and deposits them into a given shape and is magnified 5000 times. Although the image has shown up on a number of blogs over the last few days, it is actually not new. "Nano Trek" is actually 7 years old and was a submission to the The 47th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest (how about that technobabble?). "Nano Trek" was the winning entry for Best Ion Micrograft and comes from Takayuki Hoshino & Shinji Matsui, Himeji Institute of Technology (who are apparently Trekkies).
Here is their official description:QuoteNano Space ? The final frontier. The space ship Enterprise NCC-1701D of Star Trek was fabricated in one-billionth scale by 30 kV Ga+ focused-ion- beam CVD using phenanthrene gas. Length 8.8 ?m
Pretty obvious app really.
Great, that just makes me want to play Super Mario 2 now :P thanks Senator LOLi see what you did there :P
(And if no one gets why, it would shame me deeply)
I wouldn't say so....
I wouldn't say so....
I have to agree with Neb...and that's fairly unusual of me :P
*goes back to playing Mario 2*
A Gallardo... a car designed to spit in the face of speed limits. Owned by the police...an organisation designed to uphold said speed limits. Paradox?
I think not actually...because they want to keep up with the other Gallardo's that are speeding down the freeway :P
I think not actually...because they want to keep up with the other Gallardo's that are speeding down the freeway :P
Motorways are too busy to get beyond the speed range of the Volvos and Astras the Police use. Besides, they wouldn't try to keep up. They'd intercept.
gnus aren't very smart, that's a pretty accurate representation of their intelligence.
Gotta love the BRILLIANT AI in Far Cry 2.
A clock in central Cambridge
A clock in central Cambridge
The million pound clock I think it's called, I go past it every so often. =p
A clock in central CambridgeAnd it is located...
You live in Cambridge?
Well, Cambridgeshire. I go into Cambridge most days for retail therapy/college though...
The. Best. Trek. Spoof. Ever.LMAO brilliant!
From collegehumor. Must be read in order.LOL also brilliant!
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EPIC!
Ah CollegeHumor, such a great provider, lol.
That's...technically inaccurate to the series...
jeez Mustspam - just how much out of the loop are you??
that's a pulsar, which is part of DS9FX Extended... being a regular at BCS, how could you not have known that? lol :P
Considering that picture is based on Twilight, I doubt anyone cares that it's innaccurate, lol.
I'm way out of the loop. I haven't been up-to-date on mods since KM1.0. No idea what to download anymore.well, if you want to jump back into the loop, all you need is a fresh install with the newest version of KM... dont install the newest version over KM 1.0 tho...
Also you know where I spend my time on BCS lol don't give me that :P XDlol good point... well, you should expand your horizons a bit more :P
Cookie to Jimmy for "fixing" Mustangs forum handle. :funnythats our nickname for him over at BCS... if you spammed at BCS more often, youd know why lol :P
thats our nickname for him over at BCS... if you spammed at BCS more often, youd know why lol :P
in fact, others have developed nicknames over at BCS spam forum as well lol
Naww, poor lil kitty.
Beautiful! Loved the Ent E launch sequence. Nice use of the STO music too! I was a bit disturbed by the Bismarck, but then I realized it really doesn't have anything to do with Nazi Germany.
1:24...did you mess up the launch?
I just notice alot. :)
Random fact: I once had a dream where I was driving a double decker bus from the top floor.
But.
The pedals were on the lower floor, so I had to use a couple of long sticks for them going through a little window in order to reach them.
like the US general public associates almost everything not the american way with Communism, the rest of the world associates the american way with Imperialism. (and then they wonder why america won't go metric :P)
Considering i live in tampa and i have to hear about it EVERY F*CKING DAY.... thats HILARIOUS.
i just hate the fact that ppl think its gotten this far south when it HASNT.
but its not like it wont eventually.... just one hurricane baby... just ONE friggin hurricane. :banghead:
DEATH TO BP!!!
You do realise the rig that exploded was neither owned nor operated by BP right? They lease it. It was built by Hyundai in South Korea, commisioned by R&B Falcon, which was later bought by Transocean, a Swiss based American offshore drilling contractor, who also operated the thing.
Do want :P
Not sure this qualifies as funny
I ran a Karaoke Gig last night and someone looked me dead serious in my eye and asked me specifically if I could play Just Dance by Ke$ha....
:facepalm:
posting in all caps and huge text size doesnt make you louder, you know...
The Bridge Commander Arcade: Random Video #2
No storyline, just random battles, and scenes!
That music was beautiful. That coupled with seeing the Edmonton take on the cube and the NCC-1701 made me come close to, well, *Lonely Island song*.
What was that song from?
My first Constellation Class based video for BC. I got another one coming soon.
Enjoy!
RifleMan80
Excellent music choice, as always. Hymn to the Fallen always moves me.
One thing though: we need a DJ Nebula. :D
Heres two of my latest works.
I don't know whether to be nostalgic or sick that Max made it onto youtube. :s
now this is quite interesting on space travel and future colonization.
EDIT: actually everything on this page is awesome/interesting http://www.youtube.com/user/spacevidcast
i got this in my inbox as a gag mail.
this monster is actually a 5 meg HARD DRIVE from 1956. it probably would have held every piece of computer data in the world, and still had 4 meg of free space :P
Max was also in The Watchmen, btw. He also did a bunch of ads for Channel 4's switchover to Digital. He's not the handsome computer-simulated stud he used to be. :funnyAnd he was in the BSG mini series. The first man to be kissed by a cylon!
Ray William Johnson once again!
Wrong Dominoes.;)
And that pic never gets old.
who are those people?The Firefly cast silly!
aaah okee... never did see that show or movie or whatever it is lol
This guy is hilarious. Seriously.I would kick that cjess eeating surrender moneky's ass.
I would kick that cjess eeating surrender moneky's ass.
*tosses his lunch* you had to use that baaaad Nebula model... >.< lol
though if I ignore some of its horrid inconsistencies... it's a great vid :D
I prefer that Nebula too, it looks more like the "Compact Galaxy" that the Nebula class was supposed to be!
I am downloading that pack now. Thanks neb.
High?
WTF! WTFF WAAAAAAAAAAH O.O :lostit:it's close, but it is ok...
also that vid could be a bit to high for these forums >.>
NEXT ID-PACK?! :eek
And you credited me. Thank you! Cookie time! :yay: You just gave me an idea for a teaser for my next ID4 pack. :evil:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold.. It is very cold in space!" :evil:
I didn't know there was anybody else here old enough to be a geewunner! now, if they could find someone that could do a passable imitation of Starscream's sycophantic squeaking...(best I can do is a decent rattrap :P)hey Im only 29
I didn't know there was anybody else here old enough to be a geewunner! now
A bit of geek makes everything better.
If Facebook existed years ago...... :D
If Facebook existed years ago...... :D
I've got to know how you do that.
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74944 (http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74944) :funny So true.
>_> derr.
Not sure if this has been posted, but here's a recent meme..
Only in Finland..
My favorite non-Federation ship :D And the K'tinga needs the spotlight for once.
Enjoy!
RifleMan80
*snip*
No, all over the place
America in this case.
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:dance :dance :dance
These are test videos, but I just thought I would upload them.
Enjoy!
RifleMan80
Nice use of the "Mission To Mars" ending music. I don't care what people say, I love that movie! :bow:
at the time of older PC games your videoing, they were at the "HOW much??!" price level
Very nice! :yay: I have yet to make better, and hopefully final versions of the TOS and TMP Constitutions. I think I'll be making animations showing them off whenever I finish them. Nice work on the video.
I too am a fan of the Phase II Enterprise. It mixes more of the TOS 1701 with the TMP 1701, which gives it a more utilitarian look, as well as a more stable look as well. I may make more videos with the Phase II Enterprise.
TMP 1 leaving drydock scene remade with the Phase II Enterprise! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I have thought about that. But I will start on that after my two current videos.
This is just a minor thing but, why are the ships(or is it the camera?) shaking during pretty much most of the fly-bys on your new vids? Its not visable in your videos even up to a month ago.
It's only funny in how terrible it is.
i like the 2nd one lol
eh they have 9 lives.
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:D
That was pretty lolzy. :funny
I think its beyond amazing that such realism can be reached :eek I really struggled to tell the difference between that and real lifeno doubt!
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This!!! (http://damnyouautocorrect.com/)
WARNING: Lots of foul language! If you have young children, do not let them read!!!
Proof (as if it's needed) that people need to read what they type!
This!!! (http://"http://damnyouautocorrect.com/)
WARNING: Lots of foul language! If you have young children, do not let them read!!!
No, I am!
And, Eclipse, I think you set my flu recovery back a day or two with all the laughing I've done since I clicked that link. Thanks, man!
You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you never watched Star Trek?
So I've just gotten back from a Nintendo 3DS pre-launch thing in London. Holy crap, that thing is amazing! The 3d really does work. I played Zelda:OOT for about 15 minutes and was speechless afterwards! The graphics haven't improved, but the technology is amazing.
Didn't you know? There's always a cloaked ship in orbit.. ;)
Just found this. :dance
no words needed except...LOL
You should find the alt' to number 3. :D
okay, there's a bored trekkie over at HB or Turner's somewhere
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hope this works...
Have you ever wondered what playing Mario would look like if set up with a first person shooter point of view? Then get ready for a whole new perspective with this awesome video! Mario game play has never looked better?
Crazy Awesome: The mod community qualifies for this by now. After seven years, and a ton of awesome ships, including the Federation ships from Trek XI. Including the ones seen so briefly when the Federation Fleet goes to warp.
(2009)
we've been troped!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrekBridgeCommander
I can officially tell you that we, the modding community, have been declared "crazy Awesome"
emphasis mine.
we've been troped!Freakin' sweet.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrekBridgeCommander
I can officially tell you that we, the modding community, have been declared "crazy Awesome"
emphasis mine.
this was on the Ugliest Tattoos section of Failblog.
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fail my butt...that's a big fan, there.
Stupid American laws.How are our laws "stupid"? Do you think people should be thrown in jail for burning religious documents?
How are our laws "stupid"? Do you think people should be thrown in jail for burning religious documents?It's not a law, it's a right...
How are our laws "stupid"? Do you think people should be thrown in jail for burning religious documents?
No, I think the government should have intervened to stop an international incident.I'm sorry but I have to disagree with you, Limey. It sounds to me like they're simply using this "public order offense" charge to repress freedom of speech.
In the case of the BNP guy though, the police didn't know about it until after, so rather than stopping it (which they obviously couldn't when it's already happened), they're charging him with a public order offense.
I'm sorry but I have to disagree with you, Limey. It sounds to me like they're simply using this "public order offense" charge to repress freedom of speech.
but freedom's a two-way street.
This has nothing to do with freedom of speech though.Burning a book, religious or otherwise, is an expression of disagreement or disdain with the said book and/or religion, and falls under the "Freedom of Speech" category.
The people who do this kind of stuff (people like Terry Jones and pretty much anyone in the BNP) have very clear and publicly known view on other religions. Fine, they're allowed opinions on such things. But what exactly does burning a Qur'an achieve? Nothing. It's a pointless act of violence and vandalism that is done purely to piss people off and incite hatred.You're absolutely right on that one. It is pointless and can incite hatred, but as long as people don't use it as an excuse for violence, that's their right. You say people are entitled to have their opinions, but do the rules change when they decide to voice those opinions, especially if they're not politically correct? There's a lot of different ways to voice those opinion's people are entitled to - speech, protests, or book burnings. As long as the way people voice those opinions is peaceful and orderly, they're well within their rights to do so.
Hell, it's bordering on a violation of peoples freedom of religion.How does this infringe on others freedom of religion? I don't see how burning the Qur'an or the Bible the same thing as telling others "you can't practice this religion". It's more like screaming "I effing hate this religion so here's what I think of it!" in a pretty disrespectful way, but that's a different ballpark than actually preventing people from worshiping the said religion.
Except that if someone went to burn a bible, the government would stop them.I'm assuming you're speaking of the US Government right? Actually, no, it doesn't stop people from burning the Bible. Where did you get that idea?
Burning a book, religious or otherwise, is an expression of disagreement or disdain with the said book and/or religion, and falls under the "Freedom of Speech" category.
How does this infringe on others freedom of religion? I don't see how burning the Qur'an or the Bible the same thing as telling others "you can't practice this religion". It's more like screaming "I effing hate this religion so here's what I think of it!" in a pretty disrespectful way, but that's a different ballpark than actually preventing people from worshiping the said religion.
Then by that logic, storming a US compound, setting it alight and killing 7 people in an expression of disagreement or distain with said bookburning falls under freedom of speech, right?You're describing two felony's, arson and murder. A book burning isn't either one.
Freedom of speech should only cover that. Speech (and peaceful protest of course). That is, a structured, logical arguament against a point. Not a blantant, shameless and pointless attach on someone else's beliefs.Freedom of Speech does cover the logical argument that you've laid out, but there's such a thing as Freedom of Expression - and that does cover blatant, shameless, and pointless attacks on someone else's beliefs.
It's attacking their beliefs.Yes but attacking someone's beliefs isn't a crime, and it isn't preventing that person from worshiping the way they choose.
You're describing two felony's, arson and murder. A book burning isn't either one.
Freedom of Speech does cover the logical argument that you've laid out, but there's such a thing as Freedom of Expression - and that does cover blatant, shameless, and pointless attacks on someone else's beliefs.
Granted, it was an extreme example, but my point is limitless freedom of speech can only lead to anarchy. Thus, logically, a limit needs to be drawn.I can see your point in that regard, and that's why you can't say things like "BOMB!" on an airplane or "FIRE!" in a public place (unless of course there really are bombs and fires :P ), but if you start restricting peoples right to voice their opinions than you risk the government taking things to far and gradually turning your country into a police state with no more freedoms than Iran, North Korea, or Lybia.
Freedom of expression covers seeking, receiving or imparting information or idea. It does not, however, cover hate speech, which is illegal in just about every country except America. Hate speech covers inciting riots, which burning a copy of the Qur'an was certain to do.Hate speech is still speech. Whether or not the Qur'an burning was sure to incite a riot isn't certain - America's Freedom of Speech does cover hate speech unfortunately, and therefore we have ways to make sure that when those Klan rallies flare up riots don't start. Most people don't give people preaching hate an audience for one, and for the people protesting them there's usually a police presence to keep order, and that is usually enough. Order is maintained and nobody's Freedom of Speech/Expression is infringed.
Yoda Never Talked About His Life On Endor?
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Yoda Never Talked About His Life On Endor?
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This is quite adorable.
We still do have 2012 and 2029 or whatever the year is when the asteroid is supposed to hit earth.. :idk:1st answer
1st answer
2012 is not going to happen
now why oh why hasnt this been made yet??Its called Mario 3DS
Then what the hell we flying around in BC then? :eek
custard
Meanwhile, back in Penny Lane, a pretty nurse is selling Poppies from a tray
(yes, the vets in the US sell poppies, too)
he died on friday to save us from saturday :angel
ney i say! twas the macho man! he died on friday to save us from saturday :angel
OOOOOHHHHH YEEAAAAAA!!!!
(Rest In Peace Macho Man Savage)
......chuck norris has to tackle 12/21
there is a refresh button on that page :P
Another quick animation from me, now in HD.
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Let's see any of the enterprises doing the same. ;) :funny
It is a GPS-type system and will find the exact location of any Internet user
in a second, using a sophisticated algorithm to do so.
Check out the link below!
http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html
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Shame that the actual game looks slightly polished KOTORII.
:bow: :dance :yay:
*lighter* (doesn't have a cell to use)
plus no ThunderTank
WAAAAAAAAAT!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
she also had to leave florida almost immediately after her trial ended for fear that someone would kill HER, theres also been reports of her consulting for plastic surgery to alter her image to avoid this as well. however she IS being brought back to orlando to stand trial angain for credit card fraud.
google her name C.O. the details of how she killed her 3 yr old daughter and what she did during the search for the poor kid (because she reported her MISSING 2 weeks(?) after she ACTUALLY dissapeared) and how she portrayed herself in court is enough to make you sick to your stomach. that b*tch should have been put before a firing squad for what she did. that whole case is just an example of how the american court system epically FAILS sometimes. :bitch:
*end of rant*
I know some of you may dislike Family Guyoh ffs what??!??!??!
oh ffs what??!??!??!
who on earth would dislike Family Guy????
*Raises hand*
oh ffs what??!??!??!
who on earth would dislike Family Guy????
it takes place in my home state of Rhode Island ffs...
oh yeah, and it is amazingly funny lol :P
it's been nothing but barf and fart and shit jokes.
Only decent ones have been the Star Wars parodies.
there ARE reasons people don't like things like 'family Guy'
1 "it's a cartoon" (said by anyone over 60)
2 'it's liberal propaganda'
3 "there's a furry in it!!" (brian)
4 "there's a fag in it!!!" (Stewie)
etc...
like "american dad" comes across as Conservative propoganda. some people will have issues with anything!
thats amazing, but i can already see the military drooling over something like that....
"its a bird! no wait... its a true stealth bomber!!" :facepalm:
Why would there be an issue with that? Now we get to fly a bird UAV in the next Modern Warfare. :Poh ffs :facepalm:
That's pretty epic, but I can't see the military being overly interested. It'll never be as fast as a UAV, or as hidden as a F117A.
miniaturize it to proper proportions, add feathers, and solar power it.. you have there a bird that can crap biological weapons.
Found this on yahoo and take a look towards the end of the vid and see who gives the ultimate trek blessing
:facepalm:
who me?I think it was for the scientist that made that discovery
I do hate to shoot you down* but you do realise that was a canadian aircraft and not american? right?
*pun intended
The following would be the reaction of different types of Canadian soldiers upon encountering a snake in a theatre of operations:
*snip*
As any voice actor who worked on Pokemon would tell you, a paycheck is a paycheck.
Don't forget the poor tortured souls who work on MyLittlePony..
WAAAAAAAAAT!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
this literally JUST happened... i type in EPIC FAIL, and look what facebook says is related:
this literally JUST happened... i type in EPIC FAIL, and look what facebook says is related:
*facepalms*
You know, the guy had potential. But I don't think he really understood what he was getting in to, and he doesn't seem to have the proverbial balls to stand up to congress when congress does something stupid.
Speaking of, if cons are the opposite of pros, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress? :angel
*runs*
I have no clue what that is Lionus...but the fighters look like Goa'uld Death Gliders methinks.
Trololololol (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/08/23/best-twitter-apology-this-week/)
This is how a gamer proposes in style!
show off :dontcare:
lol, just cause we didn't think of spending the time and money that that would've cost, he's a show off? I have to wonder how much he had to pay Ellen McLain for her to be GLaDOS again.
Trololololol (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/08/23/best-twitter-apology-this-week/)
my sister dared me into it, i got ?100 from it though :yay:, well worth the 7 hours, it helped that after 30 mins i was able to drown out the vocals and just hear the instruments behind them :P .
its not that bad if you focus on the instruments, then your brain just naturally muffles out the annoying vocals...
Ditto!
though it really shoulda been D11.
EDIT: Lionus: There is one Transformer in that picture...though it's oldschool!!!
you guys must be blind AND not reading posts. BOTH G1 and mikey's version of Wheelie are standing there, right in plain sight! I can almost name every bot in the pic! i also said there's a GOBOT in there (what we got just before Transformers barged in) yeesh, do I have to make a friggin guide?
Eclipse: don't make me go get my readers in front of my coke bottles, dangit! found out I was halfway to legally blind in high school, which the dopes automatically misdiagnosed as ADD, a common mistake, so I know where your coming from.
Flaire: There are quite a few that are missing...Data is one of them also :P
Metal Gear aren't self aware sentients
though, if that was true, how did a T-800 series get in there?
Woah woah woah! When was this released? I love Psychostick!
Aaaaand bought. Awesome.
Geez Rifleman, you make it look so easy.
where you been, man? Baz is doing a D7, now.
Another nice one.
By the way, what's the music in the From The Shadows of History video? It sounds so familiar, but I can't place it.
September 9, 2011
07:13:11 PM AKST
HMCS Warrior, ~400 km south of Adak Island
Tonight, dinner was being served for most of the crew. Newly promoted Vice Admiral James Chen permitted civilian wear for the celebratory dinner which featured ribs, wings, burgers and pizza, along with plenty of pop and juice.
Most of the senior officers were eating happily in their mess, joking about and eating happily. Chen was wearing a navy blue shirt and jeans, happily eating ribs and fries.
The new Vice-Admiral suddenly had a sinking feeling. He noticed that the officers were glancing suspiciously or whispering things to each other. He was about to ask when suddenly a certain tradition took place. He realized what was going on but it was too late.
He suddenly felt two people grabbing him from behind, dragging him out of his seat, to the laughter of the other seniors who stood up and moved in. The two who extracted the Admiral was the two Victoria Cross winners on board, perennial jokers off duty. They were joined by Commodore Trembaly and several of the others, lifting the hapless yet laughing Admiral off the ground. They then carried him out of the lounge.
They passed by laughing officers and enlisted, many deciding to follow the hilarious procession. A few of the officers had sneaked close and gave Chen a taste of cream pie. Chen was carried all around the decks until they arrived at the ship swimming pool. He was then stripped of his civilian clothing. He had already planned for this, since he had previous experience in the tradition, both as the dunker and the dunked. As such he was wearing (rainbow colored) swimming trunks in anticipation of the tanking.
The Chief Engineer LTC Lewis Gage now stood up at podium next to the pool, donned in his old red UBC engineering jacket, which was covered in pins and patches. Chen was now on the floor with four of the officers next to him on either side.
"Hear ye! Hear ye! The court of the HMCS Warrior is now in session! We have one James Chen in front of us. He is accused of the following three offenses:"
"First, the pool hasn't been used for a while!"
Chen could hear the huge crowd call out: Boo!!!!
"Second, he's wearing rainbow swimming shorts!!!
BOO!!!!
"Last and most heinous of all: he's now a Vice-Admiral!"
BOOOOOO!!!!!!!
"How do we find him?"
Guilty!!!
"Tank the bastard!"
With that the four officers lifted him up by the arms and legs. They now started to swing him, aiming for the pool. After a count of 3, he was released and entered the pool.
How can anyone not know who Carl Sagan is?
How can anyone not know who Carl Sagan is?
I watched so many of his videos because of my Astronomy class. Good times.
I have no idea who the chick is.
Who???? :lol:
guys, unless your an old fart like me, you won't know who Carl Sagan is.
You're messing with me aren't you? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan)No but being conditioned by the British peoples soviet broadcast corporation im not surprised.
those D1 and D2 episodes are VERY hard to get ahold of, considering D2's stuff was wiped to recycle the tapes.
just something ive done on minecraft in creative mode here, its for a contest by a very popular minecraft timelapse groups FyreUK.
heres the actuall link to the video because some people in the comments are just being dumb.
While it's nice that those videos have survived, the BBC already have surviving copies. All 12 parts of The Dalek Invasion of Earth are on DVD as well as the War Games, Planet of the Spiders, and The Trial of a Timelord.
However, this doesn't stop you making a profit on eBay. :P
guys - please dont post the DJO vids, no matter how hysterically awesome they are...
as much as i laugh out loud to them and have posted some of the trek ones on my own facebook page, they really do break the vulgarity rule we have here...
Warrior-class (Modified Forrestal class) Aircraft Carrier (1) - 1997
HMCS Warrior (CV 24) - to be retired in 2022, museum ship in Halifax, Nova Scotia
Resurrection-class (Modified Kitty Hawk class) Aircraft Carrier (1) - 2011
HMCS Resurrection (CV 25)
Avenger-class (Heavily Modified Essex class) Aircraft Carrier (1) - 2013
HMCS Avenger (CVN 26) - to be retired 2022
Victorious-class Aircraft Carrier (4) - 2021
HMCS Victorious (CVN 27)
HMCS Magnificent (CVN 28)
HMCS Courageous (CVN 31)
HMCS Prometheus (CVN 32)
Atlantic-class Light Aircraft Carrier (2) - 2021
HMCS Atlantic (CVL 29)
HMCS Pacific (CVL 30)
Bluenose-class (Albion class) Landing Platform Dock (4) - 2002
HMCS Bluenose (LPD 1)
HMCS Challenge (LPD 2)
HMCS Westwood (LPD 10) - ordered as part of amphibious fleet expansion, 2017
HMCS Cascades (LPD 11) - ordered as part of amphibious fleet expansion, 2017
Terra Nova-class (Modified Algol class) Fast Sealift Ship (2) - 2004
HMCS Terra Nova (LKA 3)
HMCS Nunavut (LKA 9)
America-class (Modified Austin class) Landing Platform Dock (2) - 2011
HMCS America (LPD 4)
HMCS Adventure (LPD 8)
Pacifica-class (Modified Tarawa class) Amphibious Assault Ship (1) - 2011
HMCS Pacifica (LHA 5)
Vimy Ridge-class (Modified Juan Carlos I class) Amphibious Assault Ship (3) - 2013
HMCS Vimy Ridge (LHA 6)
HMCS Juno Beach (LHA 7)
HMCS Rwanda (LHA 12) - ordered as part of amphibious fleet expansion, 2017
Lebanon-class Attack Cargo Ship (5) - 2025
HMCS Lebanon (LKA 14)
HMCS Sandusky (LKA 15)
HMCS Rockford (LKA 16)
HMCS Green Bay (LKA 17)
HMCS Boston (LKA 18)
Sealift Pacific-class Barge Carrying Cargo Ship (2) - 2016
HMCS Sealift Pacific (SKA 19)
HMCS Sealift Atlantic (SKA 20)
South Dakota-class Battleship (1) - 2020
HMCS Massachusetts (BB 59)
Iowa-class Battleship (2) - 2011
HMCS New Jersey (BB 62)
HMCS Missouri (BB 63)
Eagle-class Guided Missile Cruiser (5) - 2011
HMCS Eagle (CG 33)
HMCS Bonaventure (CG 34)
HMCS Warrior (CG 40)
HMCS Avenger (CG 41)
HMCS Patriot (CG 42)
Mount Rainier-class (Modified Albany class) Missile Cruiser (2) - 2011
HMCS Mount Rainier (CG 35) - destroyed in tsunami, 2016
HMCS Mount Washington (CG 36)
Alaska-class (Modified Des Moines class) Heavy Cruiser (1) - 2012
HMCS Alaska (CA 37)
California-class Guided Missile Cruiser (1) - 2013
HMCS California (CGN 38)
Long Beach-class Guided Missile Cruiser (1) - 2013
HMCS Long Beach (CGN 39)
Iroquois-class Helicopter Destroyer (7) - 1966
HMCS Iroquois (DDH 280) - in reserve as of 2017
HMCS Huron (DDH 281) - in reserve as of 2018
HMCS Athabaskan (DDH 282) - in reserve as of 2018
HMCS Algonquin (DDH 283) - in reserve as of 2018
HMCS Cayuga (DDH 298) - in reserve as of 2017
HMCS Houlton (DDH 299) - in reserve as of 2017
HMCS Salteaux (DDH 300) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
Superior-class (Heavily Modified Kidd class) Missile Destroyer (5) - 1982
HMCS Superior (DDG 284) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Aroostook (DDG 285) - destroyed by missile attack, 2012
HMCS New England (DDG 286)
HMCS New Caledonia (DDG 287)
HMCS Pennsylvania (DDG 297)
Jamaica-class (Modified Type 42) Missile Destroyer (2) - 1987
HMCS Jamaica (DDG 288) - donated to Royal Navy, 2016
HMCS Newfoundland (DDG 289) - donated to Royal Navy, 2016
Province-class Guided Missile Destroyer (14) - 2011
HMCS Ontario (DDG 290)
HMCS Quebec (DDG 291)
HMCS Alberta (DDG 292)
HMCS British Columbia (DDG 293) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Manitoba (DDG 294)
HMCS Nova Scotia (DDG 295)
HMCS Saskatchewan (DDG 296)
HMCS Aroostook (DDG 303)
HMCS Superior (DDG 304) - replacement for ship lost in missile attack, 2012
HMCS British Columbia (DDG 306) - replacement for ship lost in tsunami, 2016
HMCS Wisconsin (DDG 307)
HMCS Florida (DDG 308)
HMCS Newfoundland (DDG 309)
HMCS Jamaica (DDG 310)
Charles F. Adams-class Destroyer (1) - 2011
HMCS Sable Island (DDG 301) - given to US Navy, 2014
Spruance-class Destroyer (2) - 2011
HMCS Trinidad (DDG 302)
HMCS Bahamas (DDG 305)
Halifax-class Patrol Frigate (24) - 1991
HMCS Halifax (FFH 330) - destroyed by missile attack, 2012
HMCS Vancouver (FFH 331)
HMCS Ville de Quebec (FFH 332) - destroyed by missile attack, 2012
HMCS Toronto (FFH 333)
HMCS Regina (FFH 334) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Calgary (FFH 335)
HMCS Montreal (FFH 336)
HMCS Fredericton (FFH 337)
HMCS Winnipeg (FFH 338)
HMCS Charlottetown (FFH 339)
HMCS St. John?s (FFH 340)
HMCS Ottawa (FFH 341)
HMCS Edmonton (FFH 342)
HMCS Kelowna (FFH 343)
HMCS Stowe (FFH 344)
HMCS Bangor (FFH 345)
HMCS Manchester (FFH 346)
HMCS Watertown (FFH 347)
HMCS Sydney (FFH 348)
HMCS Olympia (FFH 349) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Regina (FFH 361) - replacement for ship destroyed in tsunami, 2016
HMCS Kitchener (FFH 362)
HMCS Detroit (FFH 363)
HMCS Prince Rupert (FFH 364)
Knox-class Frigate (3) - 2011
HMCS Harrisburg (FFH 350)
HMCS Toledo (FFH 351)
HMCS Springfield (FFH 352)
Kingston-class Guided Missile Frigate (15) - 2016
HMCS Kingston (FFG 353)
HMCS Halifax (FFG 354) - replacement for ship destroyed in missile attack, 2012
HMCS Ville de Quebec (FFG 355) - replacement for ship destroyed in missile attack, 2012
HMCS Prince George (FFG 356)
HMCS Fort McMurray (FFG 357)
HMCS Iqaluit (FFG 358)
HMCS Thunder Bay (FFG 359)
HMCS Burlington (FFG 360)
HMCS Antigonish (FFG 364)
HMCS Muncie (FFG 365)
HMCS Plymouth (FFG 366)
HMCS Longueuil (FFG 367)
HMCS Nanaimo (FFG 368)
HMCS Houlton (FFG 369)
HMCS Red Deer (FFG 370)
Legends class Guided Missile Corvette (6) - 2008
HMCS Romeo Dallaire (KP 275)
HMCS Terry Fox (KP 276)
HMCS Rick Hansen (KP 277)
HMCS Tommy Douglas (KP 278)
HMCS John A. McDonald (KP 279)
HMCS Maurice Richard (KP 280)
Columbia-class Littoral Combat Ship (12) - 2014
HMCS Columbia (LCS 1)
HMCS Rainbow (LCS 2)
HMCS Haida (LCS 3)
HMCS Niobe (LCS 4)
HMCS Annapolis (LCS 5)
HMCS Beacon Hill (LCS 6)
HMCS Labrador (LCS 7) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Okanagan (LCS 8)
HMCS Assiniboine (LCS 9)
HMCS Niagara (LCS 10)
HMCS Labrador (LCS 11) - replacement for ship destroyed in tsunami, 2016
HMCS Aurora (LCS 12)
Oberon-class Patrol Submarine (3) - 1965
HMCS Ojibwa (SS 872) - retired 2013, museum ship in Rimouski, Quebec
HMCS Onondaga (SS 873) - retired 2014, museum ship in Vancouver, British Columbia
HMCS Okanagan (SS 874) - badly damaged by attack 2012, scrapped
Lake Superior-class (Modified Trafalgar class) Nuclear Attack Submarine (3) - 1993
HMCS Lake Superior (SSN 876) - destroyed in tsunami, 2016
HMCS Lake Huron (SSN 877)
HMCS Lake Athabaska (SSN 878)
Victoria-class (Heavily Modified Collins class) Hunter Killer Submarine (16) - 2006
HMCS Victoria (SSK 879)
HMCS Windsor (SSK 880)
HMCS Corner Brook (SSK 881)
HMCS Chicoutimi (SSK 882)
HMCS Swift Current (SSK 883)
HMCS London (SSK 884)
HMCS Bremerton (SSK 890) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Sudbury (SSK 891)
HMCS Saguenay (SSK 892)
HMCS Albany (SSK 893)
HMCS Bremerton (SSK 894) - replacement for ship destroyed by tsunami, 2016
HMCS Burnaby (SSK 895)
HMCS Missassauga (SSK 896)
HMCS Saskatoon (SSK 897)
HMCS Nassau (SSK 898)
HMCS Sherbrooke (SSK 899)
Ohio-class Guided Missile Submarine (4) - 2011
HMCS Lake Michigan (SSGN 885)
HMCS Lake Ontario (SSGN 905)
HMCS Lake Superior (SSGN 906)
HMCS Lake Champlain (SSGN 907)
Los Angeles-class Nuclear Attack Submarine (1) - 2011
HMCS Lake Nipissing (SSN 886)
Korrigan-class Hunter Killer Submarine (3) - 2002
HMCS Gatineau (SSK 887)
HMCS Montego Bay (SSK 888)
HMCS Madison (SSK 889)
Kingsmill-class Nuclear Attack Submarine (5) - 2023
HMCS Kingsmill (SSN 900)
HMCS Landymore (SSN 901)
HMCS DeWolf (SSN 902)
HMCS Murray (SSN 903)
HMCS Rayner (SSN 904)
Nautilus-class Guided Missile Submarine (1) - 2025
HMCS Nautilus (SSGN 908)
Protecteur-class Replenishment Vessel (2) - 1969
HMCS Protecteur (AOR 509) - in reserve as of 2016
HMCS Preserver (AOR 510) - in reserve as of 2016
Rocky Mountain-class Replenishment Vessel (5) - 2000
HMCS Rocky Mountain (AOR 511) - destroyed by missile attack, 2012
HMCS Niagara Falls (AOR 512)
HMCS Lake Louise (AOR 513)
HMCS Mount Logan (AOR 514)
HMCS Baffin Island (AOR 515)
HMCS Rocky Mountain (AOR 519) - replacement for ship destroyed by missile attack, 2012
HMCS Cayman (AOR 525)
HMCS Anticosti (AOR 526)
HMCS Barbados (AOR 527)
HMCS Grenada (AOR 528)
HMCS Ellesmere (AOR 529)
HMCS Montserrat (AOR 530)
Cimarron-class Oiler (2) - 2011
HMCS Bellatrix (AOR 516) - in reserve as of 2017
HMCS Regulus AOR 517) - in reserve as of 2017
Samuel Gompers-class Destroyer Tender (1) - 2011
HMCS Puget Sound (AD 518) - destroyed by tsunami, 2016
Yellowstone-class Destroyer Tender (1) - 2012
HMCS Shenandoah (AOR 520)
Neosho-class Fleet Oiler (2) - 2012
HMCS Mississinewa (AOR 521) - retired 2016, scrapped
HMCS Kawishiwi (AOR 522) - retired 2016, scrapped
Titan-class Fleet Supertanker (2) - 2014
HMCS Titan (AOR 523)
HMCS Oceanus (AOR 524)
HMCS Cronus (AOR 531)
HMCS Atlas (AOR 532)
HMCS Thetis (AOR 543)
Acadia-class Destroyer Tender (2) - 2021
HMCS Acadia (AS 533)
HMCS Cascades (AD 534)
Salish Sea-class Submarine Tender (2) - 2024
HMCS Salish Sea (AS 535)
HMCS Northwest Passage (AS 536)
Safeguard-class Salvage and Recovery Ship (2) - 2020
HMCS Safeguard (ARS 541)
HMCS Recovery (ARS 542)
Cape Breton-class Fleet Support Tugboat (4) - 2021
HMCS Cape Breton (ATF 537)
HMCS Avalon (ATF 538)
HMCS James Bay (ATF 539)
HMCS Manitoulin (ATF 540)
Lake-class Minesweeper (lengthened OTL Kingston class) - 2014
HMCS Lake Muskoka (MM 700)
HMCS Cold Lake (MM 701)
HMCS Arrow Lakes (MM 702)
HMCS Lake Winnipeg (MM 703)
HMCS Rainy Lake (MM 704)
HMCS Lake Simcoe (MM 705)
HMCS Lake Abitibi (MM 706)
HMCS Lake Washington (MM 707)
HMCS Frobisher Lake (MM 708)
HMCS Green Lake (MM 709)
HMCS Keystone Lake (MM 710)
HMCS Lake Placid (MM 711)
Sanctuary-class Hospital Ship (2) - 2028
HMCS Sanctuary (AH 01)
HMCS Samaritan (AH 02)
Robert Stanfield-class Heavily Armed Icebreaker (1) - 2025
HMCS Robert Stanfield (HIB 01)
Fort Resolution-class Arctic Patrol Ship (8) - 2024
HMCS Fort Resolution (AP 1)
HMCS Rankin Inlet (AP 2)
HMCS Inuvik (AP 3)
HMCS Yellowknife (AP 4)
HMCS Whitehorse (AP 5)
HMCS Nanisivik (AP 6)
HMCS Moosonee (AP 7)
HMCS Resolute (AP 8)
Cape Discovery-class High-Speed Patrol Vessel (18) - 2015
HMCS Cape Discovery (PBHS 01)
HMCS Cape Victory (PBHS 02)
HMCS Cape Fox (PBHS 03)
HMCS Cape Storm (PBHS 04)
HMCS Cape Osprey (PBHS 05)
HMCS Cape Traverse (PBHS 06)
HMCS Cape Vision (PBHS 07)
HMCS Cape Hunter (PBHS 08)
HMCS Cape Runner (PBHS 09)
HMCS Cape Master (PBHS 10)
HMCS Cape Shark (PBHS 11)
HMCS Cape Orca (PBHS 12)
HMCS Cape Defender (PBHS 13)
HMCS Cape Walker (PBHS 14)
HMCS Cape Challenge (PBHS 15)
HMCS Cape Eagle (PBHS 16)
HMCS Cape Dolphin (PBHS 17)
HMCS Cape Battle (PBHS 18)
I'll describe this as the person who linked me to it did...
"Holodeck v0.1"
ugh... i really should stop posting when drunk lol
........... i didnt even know there WAS a captains yacht on the connies..... :doh:
EDIT: And then theres Shatners latest.
When our (shit) guns inevitably jam, we'll just scare the enemy off with our dancing!
I didn't know where to put this, and don't want to start a "Disturbing Images" thread. But it made me laugh, so funny to me::wtf :wtf :wtf OMG THATS SO UGLY, i hope that wasnt one of Worf's Dreams, god knows his sleep patterns....
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts70gTSTE1qmyurbo1_400.jpg)
:wtf :wtf :wtf OMG THATS SO UGLY, i hope that wasnt one of Worf's Dreams, god knows his sleep patterns....
If Worf began dreaming of the man who murdered his wife as a sparkly unicorn, I think he'd get put away in an asylum.
Episode 6: Trials AND Tribble-ations
sorry guys......
:hide
I think I can call this a win, right? (Shame they did it in three takes)
I think I can call this a win, right? (Shame they did it in three takes)Sadly,I can name all three...
What I don't understand about the WBC is that they believe that EVERYTHING that happens is predetermined by God... So if I went up to them and beat the living crap out of them...
here's a little reminder for you Europeans. that little vid that Lionus posted is a typical use for, and some Americans response to, Diesil engines
:funny
:funny
(http://i.imgur.com/ZZoB2.gif)
kitty-1 / stoopid kid-0
(http://bcs-tng.com/forums/Smileys/default/cat.gif)
The Facebook Version World War IILOL
The Facebook Version World War II
Geez her superstructure is very top heavy, a few torpedoe stikes below the armour belt and she'll roll over incredibly easily.Just like our nice shiny new type 45's.
Just like our nice shiny new type 45's.
Oh and Eclipse? You really ought to check the date on that article sweety darling ;)
Just like our nice shiny new type 45's.
Aye and a spearfish would be the death of a type 45 quite easily, and she looks like the freaking Ent-A on board alot of the comps are touch screen and has master control displays through out the ship showing its statues and damage.Don't mind me! I'm a jet fanboy :P
WOOT ThePianoGuys are Awesome!!!!! :D
Troll is strong in him. I have felt it. :funny
must have a high metaTROLLian count......
I found it quite funny :P
everything RifleMan does, deserves to get a million billion favorites, likes and mentions.
why oh why cant something new, cool and interesting be from TNG/DS9/Voy eras? why is everything always TOS era? lol
If Santa ever existed, physics kicked his ass a long time ago.
ya i guess lol
it would just be nice to see new things from eras other than TOS and TMP...
You all heard the man! Draw your phasers and bat'leths! :P
:bow: You have my axe, Sir Takei.
Will Ferrell's best twitter updates :funny:
Santa Claus Plays "Jingle Bells" with the Colt 1911 :D
My daughter and I made a movie this afternoon!
My daughter and I made a movie this afternoon!
So much win, those are. Try them out, I sometime have to.
It must be. Took me a few seconds to figure your post out ewok :(
August 26, 2011
11:00:05 AM EST
Prime Minister Brian Tobin had planned this speech out for a month, knowing that it was almost certainly the most important one of his life and would change history. There was no doubts about whether it could. Canada was now formally bringing in its new territories, and Tobin also intended to make it clear the demands to the Russians. The CF's commanders didn't like giving the Russians any knowledge of what was heading their way, but the Warrior and Resurrection were on station and New Jersey was about 60 hours away, with the logistics convoy there and the PPCLI's convoy near Juneau, the Russians had to know what was coming. Radar activity had spotted Russian MiG-31s and MiG-25s flying along the Kamchatka Peninsula. The Russians knew they were coming, and the Canadians knew that they knew. There was little to gain by continuing to keep it a secret.
"Good morning to my fellow Canadians." Tobin began, with four TV cameras and numerous radio microphones in front of him. The radio signals were going out on AM, FM and Shortwave bands so that everybody in the country could hear him. "This day is a momentous one indeed, because today, we formally welcome many new people into the Dominion of Canada, many new people who have suffered for a very long time in a world which was devastated almost thirty years ago by nuclear war. These people volunteered to become our brothers and sisters, and that I know has led to many people thinking about how much things have changed. Truthfully, they have changed a lot.
I do not know, and I suspect no one does, how so much of our country was traveled here. One would wonder 'Why us?' Why is it that we were the ones who woke up one morning in a different world? I think I know why now, and that takes some explaining.
Canada has for decades been a light in the world for those less fortunate than us. The vast majority of us who traveled know somebody who is not the same race or ethnicity or has different religious beliefs as us. In the last thirty years, more than eight million people of ethnic minorities have come to Canada from places all across the world, and bringing many of their traditions and customs and ideas with them. Canadians welcomed these people and learned from them, and they learned from us. That interaction, that involvement, has changed the face of our nation. And yet, did we ever see strife? Did many Canadians ever do harm onto others? No. And that is why we traveled here. Fate has put us in defense of humanity. It has told us to answer a call. Answering that call will be the greatest challenge this nation has ever faced. But we must answer that call - because otherwise, there may be nobody else who will.
As all of you know, one of jobs of answering that call is happening now, too. As I speak to you today, over fifty vessels of the Canadian Forces Maritime Command are in the northern reaches of the Pacific Ocean, off of Alaska and the Aleutian Islands, facing a war with the surviving Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. The war was not begun by us, but we will be the ones who finish it. Our demands to the USSR are simple - they will withdraw from Alaska and the Aleutian Islands, and will accept the right of the Bering Strait as an international waterway, like the Straits of Malacca or the Panama and Suez Canals. That's it. We do not demand reparations for the damage done by their attack on the HMCS Warrior or payment to the families of the six people who lost their lives on the carrier. We do however demand the assurance that this will never happen again. If those demands are met, there will be no fighting. If they are not met, war it will be.
To our new brothers - you are with us now, and we take care of our own. We always have, and you can be assured that your suffering, your problems, we will make the best of efforts to make them right, to make the sick healthy, to make the sad happy, to make life better. We expect nothing more than you to do your jobs and build your lives, just as you have always done. We promise to do the same. And if we can accomplish that, we both know that our nation will be a shining light in the world. It merely takes us to do what is right.
Canada has been given an incredible opportunity. We have been given an incredible opportunity.
Let us not waste it. Good day, and God bless us all."
Just started watching Dr. Who, think I'm on season 1, episode 6. Noticed this at the beginning of the episode right after the credits. Look familiar? :lostit:
Ever seen the movie and TV series "Blue Thunder?"That was my first thought as well, I just couldn't remember the name.
Ever seen the movie and TV series "Blue Thunder?"
:bow: You have my axe, Sir Takei.
That is the sexiest hybrid of an F-22 and an F-14 I've ever seen. :eek
That is the sexiest hybrid of an F-22 and an F-14 I've ever seen. :eek
Bah! The F-4 is a far sexier plane :P
This made me lol.
http://falkvinge.net/2012/01/04/missionary-church-of-kopimism-approved-as-official-religion/
(http://i.imgur.com/0czi8.jpg)
"Four score and OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! years ago..."
(http://picturehoster.info/images/44705625893170221376.jpg)
Oh come on now clearly the sopwitch camel out shines all of these! :P
That is the sexiest hybrid of an F-22 and an F-14 I've ever seen. :eek
Oh and Ewok? It's SopWITH not SopWICH you philistine! ;)
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
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Christopher Reeves.
(Too soon? Yeah, too soon.)
Wiley Coyote...ENOUGH SAID!:woot: :bow:
Bye bye postcount :byebye:
Meh, Does it really matter anyway? :thumbsup:
Why what happend? Did the posts get deleted when threads did? O.o
Wait! They went back up? My posts? Are back to normal.
It needs to hit everthing and everyone! God it sounds like the Type 23 program took over 10 years.
Or the SA80. Or the type 42. Or the type 45. Or pretty much anything we have ever bought.
Thats simply not true, look at the Sten a relible, well made piece of equipment that would never jam... produced in months.
With news of the repsonse to Afghanistan filtering into Canada, The Canadian government easily and unequivocally signed on to the effort in Afghanistan. Warrior arrived in Halifax on September 23, and was only there long enough to resupply and refuel, which didn't bother its crew much, and left for Afghanistan on September 25. Arriving on station, Warrior was one of no less than six aircraft carriers on the scene - USS Nimitz and USS Abraham Lincoln, HMAS Australia, HMS Ark Royal and FS Charles de Gaulle being the others. The Pakistani Air Force did not make any trouble for them, and striking aircraft flew right over Pakistan.
President Gore, however, made 9/11 both an attempt to destroy terror, but also mend a bridge. A week after the attacks, Gore invited Iranian President Mohammad Khatami to the site, a move criticized by some at the time but would prove to be incredibly astute. Gore is said to have told Khatami "This is what real extremism looks like, isn't it?" Khatami responded by saying that Iran "Is a proud society, proud of our heritage, proud of our society." To which Gore responded "So is America, and that is why our long-standing disputes must end."
Gore took a hard line with terrorists, but repeatedly stressed that it was not a battle with Islam, but with terrorists. Gore's invitation to Khatami gave him a lot of weight in the debate. Khatami was understandably quite moved, and upon arriving back in Iran commented "America was once a nation which sought to dominate us. But I do believe that as we have changed, so have they, and we ought to respect that. I believe that if we respect them, they will do the same." The hardliners hated that, But Khatami sailed to his 2001 re-election nonetheless.
Forces of more than 60 nations began pouring into Afghanistan on October 12, 2001. The destruction of the Taliban was primarily undertaken by Afghans themselves, assisted by Special Forces troops and airpower in abundance. The Canadian SAS and Airborne Regiment were part of this, and Hornets, Tomcats and Tornados from Warrior were also in large part responsible, to the happiness of the Canadian public. The Toronto Star's headline on 9/12 had been "Bastards!" and that pretty much summed up the opinions of Canadians, and the knowledge - and in many cases, gun camera footage - of Canadian aircraft striking Taliban positions.
On December 10, 2001, a multinational effort - including the Canadian SAS - raided the Tora Bora complex, in the process picking up Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama bin Laden. bin Laden was seriously ill from kidney disease, but medics kept him alive and treatment allowed him to be healthy enough to stand trial. He would stand trial, in New York, through 2002, before being found guilty on July 19, 2002, and sentenced to life in prison. The jury foreman in the case said that "Having you sentenced to death, sir, I know is what you wish, because then you can be seen as a martyr to your cause. I will not do that, because I want you to spend the rest of your life, no matter how long it happens to be, thinking about your actions.
[militaryhistorynazi]I'd just like to point out that it was not Canadian SAS but the British SAS that were at Tora Bora back in '01 ;) [/militaryhistorynazi]
On December 10, 2001, a multinational effort - including the Canadian SAS - raided the Tora Bora complex
1994 (Part 1) - Somalia had been a tough go for the Canadian Forces, but it had been that way for everybody else. It didn't take long for the Americans to realize the disaster they had caused killing many of the clan elders in Mogadishu, and made it clear that they would never have that happen again.
On January 1, 1994, the Canadian Marine Corps and Canadian Special Operations Regiment were formed on paper, though the units were not yet ready to be deployed and training continued. The British SAS were instrumental in the training of the Special Operations Division, which led to the unit being known as the 'Canadian SAS' among its members, something which grew to the media, many outlets of which quite openly liked the idea of Canada's most elite military troopers being compared to the legendary Special Air Service. Britain's trainers pointed out that Canada's First Special Service Force had quite a record in World War II and that there had been a Canadian SAS in the late 1940s as Canada's Airborne Regiment got going. The 1st Canadian Marine Regiment was activated as an active combat unit on May 1, 1994, based at CFB Kawartha Lakes, a new base built specifically for the Marines on Sturgeon Lake near Bobcaygeon, Ontario.
But even before that all happened, The tiny nation of Rwanda released one of the worst bouts of violence anyone had ever seen......
Operation Messiah - The Intervention in Rwanda (April 17, 1994 - June 25, 1994) - Rwanda, a tiny nation once controlled by Belgium, had been the scene of decades of violence and animosity. This had started under the Belgians, who had quite openly used a divide and conquer strategy in Rwanda. The Belgians had favored the smaller Tutsi minority, knowing that the larger Hutu tribes would overrun them if they didn't work with the Belgians. After independence, violence had flared repeatedly in Rwanda and neighboring Burundi, costing many lives on several occasions.
A long, bitter civil war had ended in Rwanda in late 1993, but the hatred towards Tutsi Rwandans had been fueled for years before. The hatred towards the Tutsis was not unknown to them, but the massive Rwandan militia and Army did concern the UN peacekeepers. First deployed in August 1993, Dallaire's forces consisted of 2,550 military personnel and 60 civilian police, enough to handle the situation as it was. With the situation tensing up, Dallaire made plans to seize weapons caches held by the Intrahamwe militia, but the UN turned down that request, along with one to investigate the murder of the Minister of Public Works in Kigali in February.
But on April 6, 1994, a surface to air missile shot down a jet carrying both the Presidents of Rwanda and Burundi. This was the spark that set off the firestorm. Dallaire's forces initially tried to control things, but the Rwandan Armed Forces refused to work with Dallaire. The UN force tried to escort the Prime Minister to assist in her duties, but the Rwandan Presidential Guard instead fired on the UN soldiers, killing ten Belgian troops, three Canadians and a number of Rwandans. Within hours, the genocide was real.
Dallaire, himself wounded in the attack, sent a distress call to the UN for help, but the UN states initially didn't respond. When word of this hit Ottawa on April 10, the Canadian Forces, knowing the extremism and needing to fix the situation now before hundreds of thousands died, openly asked Prime Minister Charest for a go on the mission. The brutality of the situation soon reached the media, which turned the public opinion.
US President Bill Clinton, still smarting from the failures in Somalia, made it clear that the US would not intervene and actually called for the removal of UN forces from Rwanda. This hit Ottawa on April 15, and it caused one of the biggest gambles anybody had ever seen.
On the night of August 16, Prime Minister Charest addressed the nation, asking for support to intervene in Rwanda. "One of the primary goals we have as humans is to help one another, and one of Canada's goals through its modern history has been the idea of peacekeeping, stopping conflict and saving innocents from the brutality of war. In the African nation of Rwanda, a Canadian general and his forces are trying to contain what could end up being the worst genocide since Hitler, and he's asked for our help. I think that we as Canadians, as humans, should go and help him as best we can. We all said to ourselves in 1945 'Never Again', and now we must make good that promise."
The next morning, Charest announced the dpeloyment orders. Dallaire would get 3,500 troops, mostly from the Canadian Airborne Regiment and the Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry, to stop the violence as best they could. When asked by a Reuters reporter whether the Canadians would stop if the Americans didn't move, Charest bravely responded "We do not care what President Clinton decides to do. We're going. We have to."
The first Canadian Forces troops were flown in, and arrived at the Kigali airport on April 23, with only light weapons. Eighteen Air Canada airliners are used for this mission, and the Canadian peacekeepers already there assisted with the unloading of aircraft. The Forces leased five Ukrainian Antonov An-124 airlifters to get their vehicles, including sixteen M113 APCs and four Leopard C1 tanks. The first An-124 carried just paratroopers, worried that the UN force could not hold the airport in Kigali until the reinforcements arrived and that they would have to jump out, but this did not turn out to be neccessary. The Canadians' arrival in Kigali had made an impact in the UN - Belgium's UN contingent never left as the government had thought about doing, and Clinton, now ashamed by the decision of Charest and the Canadians to go it alone, ordered the USAF to fly in the Canadians' heavy equipment, which included 90 M113 armored personnel carriers and twelve Leopard C1 tanks. The first Canadian actions included shooting down four Rwandan helicopters carrying armed militiamen into Butare province, where relative calm existed. The Canadians took fifteen casualties (including nine dead) in the first week, but their efforts dramatically began to reduce the violence. Dallaire was relieved by Lieutenant-General Rick Hillier, who had commanded the operation in Somalia and practically begged to take over the mission, on May 5. By the end of May, the situation was getting under control.
UNAMIR re-established peace officially on June 25, 1994. The genocide had taken some 175,000 lives, but the efforts of the Canadians, followed rapidly by the Belgians, Americans, British and others, saved hundreds of thousands of lives. Dallaire's brave efforts and personal command of missions - including one where he was hit twice by gunfire - earned him the Canadian Victoria Cross, which was also awarded to four other Canadian Forces members, three of them posthumously. 29 Canadians died in the intervention and 76 were wounded, nine of them being permanently disabled. But the intervention had saved many lives, and between that and Canada's honest, earnest efforts in South Africa at Somalia earned them the reputation as being one of the countries that people could rely on to be there and to do the right thing. Hillier would go on to command UNAMIR until late 1997, when he cycled home. Dallaire would become the Forces' Chief of Staff in 1998, a position he held until 2003.
The intervention drove support for the Forces in Canada into the sky and also powered forth Charest's approval rating, which reached as high as 82% in the summer of 1994. The PPCLI and Airborne Regiment were relieved in July by the Canadian Marine Corps and the Royal 22e Regiment allowed the Pats and the Airborne Troops to go home, for the former being their first operational deployment. The USAF, at Clinton's orders, supported the Canadians' efforts lavishly, including moving Canadian equipment and supplies at no cost to them. Clinton's would go on to say that Charest's decision to go regardless was astoudingly brave, but that it was the right thing to do. It was the first operation where the Canucks did exactly the right thing at the right thing, but it would not be the last.
Is it me, or is Siri a little scaryer now?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/eb7d/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/eb7d/)
Silly yankees. Studs are illegal, so you rather pay hundreds of thousands, if not millions every time there's snow and ice?
Or you could just get your local council to sand and grit the roads...
Or you could just get your local council to sand and grit the roads...
Oh wait, that would mean taxes, which, as all true Americans know FUEL THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/01/28/space-and-the-y-axis/ (http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/01/28/space-and-the-y-axis/)
The real reason STO and STL don't do proper space combat!
Their sovvie model is another example of a badly done bow.
ok this is just hysterical...
filmed in downtown Providence, RI...
How is it done badly?
poor Worf - i had never noticed how he was constantly being dissed! lolWhat's sad is that's just TNG's rejections...
Worf gets DENIED again and again on Star Trek TNG.
No one ever listens to Worf. He gets denied, rejected, scoffed at, laughed at and he keeps his poise through it all.
Worf allows his instincts to guide him. He needs people to calm him down. Keep him in check. Keep him on a tight leash!
From Beginning to end, here is pretty much every denial.
KAPLAH!
What's sad is that's just TNG's rejections...There's more in movies and ds9?
There's more in movies and ds9?
I must admit I haven't really thought about it.
:bow:
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This (http://idle.slashdot.org/story/12/03/23/204241/kazakh-gold-medalist-is-played-borat-anthem?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29)Code: [Select][url=link goes here]word goes here[/url]
can this thread go back ontopic please? there has been nothing funny or awesome in the last several posts :P
They could have built this (http://www.garygoddard.com/blog/index.php/now-it-can-be-told-the-star-trek-attraction-that-almost-came-to-life-in-1992/) but instead they built this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Street_Experience)
:picardfacepalm:
You know we really do need a Kirk facepalm. There must have been one!
Even better (http://tech.slashdot.org/story/12/04/08/2221221/windows-vista-enters-extended-support?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29) news!! :yay:
Too bad that would've been nearly impossible to build. :(
this game (http://distractionware.com/games/flash/hexagon/)
:bluescreen: < This is what I want to do to my computer after 5 mins. :funnylol same, its quite a challenge to get far in this game, i was like that after the first 5 mins aswell, but youll slowly get the hang of it :D
I'm amazed that it's such a good Shatner likeness.
Also...Kirk? Spock? THE NEXT GENERATION??? :facepalm:
I really wish they'd make a live action star trek/dr who crossover. Either JJ trek or a whole new setting.yeah, and it would be really funny if one of them besides the doctor recognised where they were from watching the show as a kid :D
It would make for one hell of a pilot for a new series!
yeah, and it would be really funny if one of them besides the doctor recognised where they were from watching the show as a kid :D
Do nott oveclock8 drunk,./...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0
just read through the reviews....LMFAO
I made both of coursedream on lol :P
I cried laughing! :funny
dream on lol :Pthats not what I meant! XD i made the videos but not the CGI
@zacharyquinto: am at a hooters in northern california watching a boxing game. i have never felt more at home.
@zacharyquinto: grandma @simonpegg drives us to SF while grandpa pine sits shotgun curmudgeonly. http://pic.twitter.com/O5DZ9vBI
@SimonPegg: I think the highlight of the SP/CP/ZQ/BC late night San Fran road trip, was cruising up Broadway at 3am to the Beasties? Make Some Noise.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o2ieRVrT1qbyi1ro1_1280.png)
Not sure if it's meant to be Cumberbatch's or Downey's Sherlock since technically either would apply. They'd both be annoyed by Tony Stark's impressions of them. :P
Actually, i'm a PS3 gamer and i've just ordered Halo CE Anniversary for my Xbox, so nuh!
*Removes tongue from cheek.*
Then you are a multi platform gamer and not a PS3 gamer. You probably drink campari and eat vegetables.
or if you use English. every letter is pronounces separately (and the welsh voice synthesizer is still windows 3.11 grade!)
Puhukaa Englantia, perkele. :nono: :dontcare:
Amser maith yn ?l (mewn alaeth bell, bell i ffwrdd)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292151_377525185618069_314392548598000_911545_1090733546_n.jpg)hahaaa!! zing! :thumbsup:
:funny
english, people, english! lol :P
hahaaa!! zing! :thumbsup:
hey guys, id really apretiate it if youde give this video a view, its what i did for my animation unit of my college course and i would really like to know what your opinion on this video is.it is good work (and prolly the most bizarre thing ive ever seen, something to be seen tripping on LSD perhaps lol)...
Thx in advance! :yay: :yay:
Huh. Britain nuked the USA. You chaps must not be over the whole "revolution" thing yet... :P
Well we hardly have the huge empty deserts to test in that you Yanks do.
And hey, why irradiate our own people when we can irradiate yours :)
Voice actors reading Star Wars-- very funny! :funny
a couple of really cool stop-motion vids that a good buddy of mine did recently...incidentally, im not in any of these but many of my friends are... and im usually there at Colosseum when they do these nights... i know the people that run these events as well as the club owners and staff and when we all get together it is always a drunken goofy fun time lol
Stop motion video made from 2000+ photos taken at Colosseum Providence for DGAF - Dubstep and Heavy Bass night
A stop motion video made from over 3,000 photos taken at the DGAF Pajama Party in the Colosseum Providence
Might as well beat Jimmy to it :Pcrazy to think that post was 3 years ago... lol
no, the red just represents global warming...*Sees image, then reads this and thinks* "id better contact the queen and get a weather controll system"
the blue sections will turn into glaciers...
The blue represents what's left of our former Empire :P
lolcrazy to think that post was 3 years ago... lol
time flies indeed...
one thing i can say, BC's decade of existence - there have been alot of fun times - especially in BCU's Spam Forum lol
Nebula and Trim can attest to that...
i think Trim had like 20000 posts in his time there? Neb had like 20000 also, i dont remember who had moreso lol
i had like 13000-ish lol
those were the good ol' days... between 2002 and 2005, the most active people had like 10000 + postcounts
http://gizmodo.com/5920224/brilliant-spinning-heatsink-cools-cpus-30-times-more-efficiently (http://gizmodo.com/5920224/brilliant-spinning-heatsink-cools-cpus-30-times-more-efficiently)
Sweet..!
I love the UK courts right now! (http://omgdroid.com/uk-judge-deals-apple-an-embarrassing-blow-in-galaxy-tab-infringement-case/)
Well tell me what would happen if the Empire was good?
Then they'd be the Federation -_-
:funny :rotflmfao: :uberlol:ROFLMAO nice dvd pause, but whats the text supposed to say when its not written in slurish?
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ROFLMAO nice dvd pause, but whats the text supposed to say when its not written in slurish?
Sucks to be you.....
Sucks to be you if you don't like this
Tight Crew's Under The Sea RAVE from Gravity Fed Media (Adam Klein) on Vimeo.
You can't not love that guy.
REVENGE!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19670686)
It tastes so sweet. :evil:
It SOUNDS so sweet :P
One thing I never realised though that 'defence'* was spelt differently.
*Even then Chrome said I was spelling it wrong. :argh:
http://www.notentirelystable.com/trekdrinks.html (http://www.notentirelystable.com/trekdrinks.html)Unstable...Jesus the recipe for bloodwine calls for Everclear...
Oh my. Jimmy will love this if he isn't aware of it yet
Unstable...Jesus the recipe for bloodwine calls for Everclear...
your point being?
ive drank a bottle before... went well with mountain dew...
....and then i belched into my carburetor to jump start the car to go home :hithead:
FENTOOOOOOON!!!Fenton. Fenton! Fentaaan! Fentaaaaan! Fentaaaaann! Fentaaaaann! Fentaaaan! Oh Jesus Christ! FENTAAAAAAANNNN! Oh Jesus Christ! FENTAAAAAAAAANNNN! :funny
I just realized that Fenton is the internet's KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!
NextHype Providence prides itself on one thing: FUN.http://vimeo.com/22304679
Backed by Artists, DJ's, Promoters and a rapid growing following, NextHype is taking over the Providence club scene with every week that passes.
Simply put, NextHype is THE freshest thing out of Rhode Island. We jumped on the opportunity to collaborate and create the aesthetic that illustrates the non-stop nights put together by NextHype.
Attend the weekly Providence events and you won't be disappointed. A HUGE thanks to Michael Savant, Theresa Irene and Daniel Riti.
Song: Skrillex - Rock 'n Roll
Every Saturday night, NextHype Providence throws the biggest and best Dubstep event known in Rhode Island.http://vimeo.com/25048464
These nights are LOUD. The atmosphere is vivacious and the weekly event is fittingly known as Don't Give a Fuck Saturdays... or as the dedicated fan base likes to call it: DGAF.
We wanted this video to be a lot different than our past two releases with NextHYPE.
This video is as intimate as it is hectic.
The final product aims to pull and push the material to create something completely unique and stand out in its own right.
Song: Ellie Goulding - Lights (Bassnectar Remix)
please note that I am British and am therefore allowed to mock all things British if such is my pleasure ;)
i call BULLSH*T. ive called you british before, and you sir said no. welshman :P
thats like me being an american, and taking offence to someone insulting the irish when i am of irish decent :readme:
i call BULLSH*T. ive called you british before, and you sir said no. welshman :P
thats like me being an american, and taking offence to someone insulting the irish when i am of irish decent :readme:
I get alternately pissed off by Welsh nationalists (aka plaid cymru) and when they don't piss me off I get pissed of by the rest of the UK.
But even so, Wales is effectively a state of the UK, somewhat similar to how...I don't know, Idaho? Yes Idaho. Similar to how Idaho is a state of the USA. Would a native of Idaho call themselves "Idahoan" (not likely because I just had to make that one up) or would they call themselves American?
Idunno, Idaho.
Thata Church has been upgraded to Mark VI standard, with a 75mm! :P
Oh now you tell us! You did say it was a mk 1 at firstlolI do believe DGA said it had a 75. the hull kodel is still Mark 1 though with the exposed tracks
I do believe DGA said it had a 75. the hull kodel is still Mark 1 though with the exposed tracks
You'll ever love or hate this one.
*runs from jimmy*
whos enjoying being dead then? :P
I've seen ridiculous fanwank before but this takes the cake.. :facepalm: :funny
wait you've never seen the most famous of FX F*** ups?
:yeahthat:
Just applied for an admin job at a jewellery store, citing experience with Anglo Saxon artefacts; "although the jewellery business has no doubt developed in the past 1000 years, I look forward to accustoming myself to the most recent typologies"
One of the most powerful scenes I think in Star Trek.
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z285/Cyanide1700/9660_537621259637284_1107636301_n_zps12b4995b.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvVcFxr9-OM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvVcFxr9-OM)A description would've been nice. Now that song'll be in my head all day...
A description would've been nice. Now that song'll be in my head all day...
What the hell is this 420 thing? I keep seeing references to it.. :lostit:
What the hell is this 420 thing? I keep seeing references to it.. :lostit:
A short demo of the physics animations running in game on a stupendously beautiful ship. This is just a little low-key preview of what we are up to, there'll be a proper demo to follow with many more examples :Dhttp://www.indiedb.com/games/star-trek-excalibur/videos/scimitar-wings-open
So. When is the big day, and where are the invites? :P
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half the players don't like the US server admin
the mods keep trying to delete all the newer patches
the terms of service keep getting edited
and there's too many high level players (60+) running the 1.9.5.0 patch!
Jagertrain world record, set in my hometown back in 2010.
and I only just found out about it :eek
0.O
http://cheezburger.com/7387789568 !
0.O
http://cheezburger.com/7387789568 !
The best advert ever!
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*guy drives up in car, parks and gets out, closes door. Car drives off on its own* Nimoy & Quinto: "Fascinating..." *both look at each other*
"celebrity Endorsements" are supposed to be illegal or something over here.
WAIT a minnit...HOW did they they even get away with that? "celebrity Endorsements" are supposed to be illegal or something over here.
'course, we're also talking two hyper luxury cars, here.
"Technically we're not inside yet." *neck pinch* lmao
Joshmaul: that wasn't technically an endorsement, it's a cameo...by what are pretty much dissappearing actors.Well, to own a merc over here you have to be fairly well off. So :P
Nebs: other than the cameos in the aforementioned Snickers commercials? no.
oh, and i couldn't talk Dash into going to a con. hell, even AJ wanted to go (because of Janeway, of course)
Limey: long time no see. remember, that's an AMERICAN market Merc, and probably a folding metal hardtop, judging by the boot.
Cap: you mean a Rich ****...in the states.
and, no, Sir Patrick would toddle up in a beat up old XJS!
Limey: long time no see.
remember, that's an AMERICAN market Merc, and probably a folding metal hardtop, judging by the boot.
cap: at least WE don't get the A class! yuck, that thing was underpowered (GT4)Whoa whoa whoa, back up a minute there. Did you just insinuate that to be considered "up to par", a car must have at least 6 cylinders?
and I based that stewart (sp?) thing on his top gear appearance, where clarkson had to remind him it's pronounced Jag-yoo-uh.
didn't get to see the badge on it, youtube has been derping, lately. and I gathered it was a folding HT because of the tiny size of the trunk *shrugs*
yeah it is a pretty cool city... very chic and trendy, very artistic and hip...
lots of major colleges in the city (Brown University, Johnston and Wales University, Rhode Island School of Design, Providence College, Rhode Island College),
lots of really cool bars, clubs, restaurants, theaters, etc... awesome music scene, lots of venues, museums, etc... not too bad of a city to live in...
I'll just leave this here :P
~Snippit~
I'm just leaving this here:
Apparently they already reached their Kickstarter collecting Goal.
DJ Spock up in da hizzouse y'all! :dance
(http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8953/le8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/845/le8.jpg/)
been busy... posted about it on Facebook the very second it was announced tho...
if youre on Facebook, click "Like" on this this page dammit!!!
>>>> https://www.facebook.com/egopvd <<<<
a very new club in downtown Providence, Rhode Island - which is already taking off and is gonna be a smashing success!
whether or not youre gay (it is a gay club), whether or not youre from Rhode Island, or the USA for that matter, whether or not you hate clubs - just click "Like" dammit!
dont make me abuse my privileges and pull out the ban hammer for anyone who doesnt, just because i can! lol j/k :P
support, dammit! lol do it for yours truly :angel
i'd do it for you :P
i work there now, as of last week - best dream job ever! at least for me anyway... totally right up my alley, im a nightlife kinda guy anyway but to work at Providence's hottest club?? sweet :D
anyway, i promised to help promote...
and of course if any of you guys came to Providence, you would soooo be on my VIP list for this club, no question! :)
and for that matter - if anyone doesnt yet have me on their facebook page, please friend-request me!
https://www.facebook.com/jimmyb76
Jimmy if only you will like my Karaoke/DJ Company Page ;) smitherine entertainment productions (or productions entertainment...hell I don't know :P)send me a link... also, you should prolly know your company's name, no? lol :P
oh this is just rich! what a whacko! :rotflmfao: :uberlol:(http://i.stack.imgur.com/jiFfM.jpg)
Right-wing preacher condemns Star Trek Into Darkness for bestiality (http://io9.com/right-wing-preacher-condemns-star-trek-into-darkness-fo-683228506)
send me a link... also, you should prolly know your company's name, no? lol :P
i am absolutely going to buy this :D
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1336/ggjb.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/39/ggjb.jpg/)
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/battlestar-galactica-frak-off-t-shirt/detail.php?p=9965&v=syfy_battlestar-galactica
Also in Pennsylvania, the 4 seasons are as follows: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
UK advice to tourists: we have four seasons. And sometimes all four in one day :D.
Though currently sweltering in heatwave.
Been in LA during hailstorm. That was strange.
Try living in Oklahoma without AC. Welcome to my life. :P
Whereas in Oklahoma, the 4 seasons are: rainy as hell, hot as fuck, ungodly windy, and holy shit is it cold!!!
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/GivingbirthinWalmart-82768.jpg)
MURRICA!!!!
this is a theme park in minnesota that you PAY to do all this
hahaha
:funny :funny :funny Does he even have a clue how idiotic he seems?
Awesome news? I just got back into BC :DLol I probably won't make that mistake if I ever get back into BC. Kinda stopped playing STO. Back in the early days, I could play it well on my laptop, but each update just makes it harder and harder on my computer.
Not so awesome news? I keep spamming the space bar, expecting weapons to fire like in STO :facepalm:
Lol I probably won't make that mistake if I ever get back into BC. Kinda stopped playing STO. Back in the early days, I could play it well on my laptop, but each update just makes it harder and harder on my computer.
Don't get me wrong, updating the graphics is a good thing. I've always thought there were bits that could benefit from an update. But it seems more and more they forget that they need to optimize for lower end computers.